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Turning 25 this year: The Pixies’ “Doolittle”

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Here’s an album that turns 25 this year: The Pixies’ second studio album, Doolittle, released in April 1989. Here’s the whole album as a YouTube playlist, to help get your morning going.

Here’s the track listing for Doolittle:

  • “Debaser” – 2:52
  • “Tame” – 1:55
  • “Wave of Mutilation” – 2:04
  • “I Bleed” – 2:34
  • “Here Comes Your Man” – 3:21
  • “Dead” – 2:21
  • “Monkey Gone to Heaven” – 2:56
  • “Mr. Grieves” – 2:05
  • “Crackity Jones” – 1:24
  • “La La Love You” – 2:43
  • “No. 13 Baby” – 3:51
  • “There Goes My Gun” – 1:49
  • “Hey” – 3:31
  • “Silver” (Francis/Deal) – 2:25
  • “Gouge Away” – 2:45

If you’re looking for alternate, more raw versions of the song, here’s a compilation of the demos of the Doolittle songs:

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Chinese New Year image #2: It’s good eatin’!

I’m a firm believer in the Chinese rule for food: anything with four legs that isn’t the table is fair game to cook and serve on a bed of rice.

Year of the Horse! Photo with overlay pointing out the cuts of meat on a horse: chuck, rib, short rib, short loin, sirloin, rump, round, and plate.

Remember, the easiest way to get your hands on horsey goodness is…

Bag of 'köttbullar', a.k.a. Swedish meatballs, from IKEA.

Conan O'Brien doing monologue: 'Traces of horsemeat have been discovered in IKEA's Swedish meatballs. Wow, it almost makes you want to stop taking your family to dinner at a furniture store.'

And let’s not forget the horsey universal mystery of Swedish meatballs, as put forth in Babylon 5:

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Chinese New Year image #1: The proper term is “sex worker”

year of the whores

Click the photo to see the source.

Homonyms: a closed captioner’s worst enemy.

I suppose that this is a good time to include this Kids in the Hall clip…

…as well as this one (watch it until the end):

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“Decisions were made”, the sequel

decisions were made

In case you missed part one, here it is.

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A Royal Bank branch would like to issue a “rebuttle” to your RRSP loan objections

My friend James walked past a branch of the Royal Bank today (and yes, I’ve been a customer of theirs since 1987) and saw this through one of the windows of their ground floor street-facing meeting rooms:

royal bank rrsp loans whiteboard

The text of the whiteboard reads:

RRSP Loans

1) Rebuttle [sic] from last week’s objections

a) I don’t have enough money right now

b) I need to speak to my accountant first

How do we overcome this?

It’s a reminder that you have to be careful about what you leave visible in ground-level offices with windows facing the street. I don’t think we know enough about the context of the meeting during which this was written on the whiteboard, but it’s worth noting that:

  • The way it’s phrased — and once again, there isn’t enough context to know the intent — it appears as though the bank is trying to find a way to quash the very sensible objection of wanting to talk to one’s accountant before taking on a loan. An RRSP is one of the better financial tools available to just about every Canadian — a saving vehicle and a tax shelter — but it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t talk to your accountant first. My suggestion would be to encourage customers to talk to their financial advisors, but also provide some kind of incentive to come back and apply for a loan after they’ve done so.
  • They should turn sensitive material that could potentially make them look like dicks away from the window.
  • Considering that even the entry-level jobs at banks require a university or college degree, it’s sad that there’s someone there who thinks that “rebuttle” is the correct spelling.
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Facebook post of the day

facebook post of the day

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Here’s a post that appeared in my Facebook feed quite recently. Still. Laughing. Hard.

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Justin Bieber’s defenders: Rob Ford and the Rob Ford’s skeevy sometimes-driver’s lawyer

peter griffin and justin bieber

As I keep saying: there’s a suitable Family Guy picture for every Rob Ford story.

So it’s come to this: the headline in a Toronto Sun story reads Mayor Rob Ford defends Justin Bieber.

In an interview with the DC-area sports radio show The Sports Junkies, Ford defended the pop star, who’s charged with assault. “You know what, he’s a young guy. At 19 years old I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old guys, think back to when you were 19, you know.” It’s a mix of “Boys will be boys” and “Hey, he’s rich, and above the law!”

Bieber is also facing charges of driving while drunk and high in Miami, which is something that Ford can sympathize with.

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Also stepping up to Bieber’s defence is his lawyer Seth Weinstein. Seth, in a not-too-unexpected twist, is also the lawyer for Sandro Lisi, one of Rob Ford’s skeevy still-living-wth-parents friends, and Rob’s suspicious-package- exchanging buddy, and sometimes driver.