The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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It’s 91ºF (33ºC) as I write this (5:30 p.m. on Tuesday, May 13th) in Accordion Bay, so yes, having a store that like this one, which carries nothing but fans makes complete sense. Our house has those combo ceiling fans/lights in the living room and bedrooms, and I think I have yet to see a home here that doesn’t have at least one.

Someday, I want to have an office with one of these hanging from the ceiling, spinning slowly above my mahogany desk as I work, resplendent in my linen shirt and Panama hat, sipping a Weng Weng cocktail:

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Today, Tuesday, May 13th, 2014, is the last day you can watch the video of David Bowie’s Space Oddity that Colonel Chris Hadfield recorded aboard the International Space Station.

Bowie's last day – we had permission for a year, so our Space Oddity video comes down today. One last look: http://t.co/z6umXHoPCk

— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) May 13, 2014

He was able to get a license for the song for a year, and that year’s up. So go watch it now, before it vanishes!

(Or if you’re feeling like a bit of a rebel, you may want to download it before it disappears. It doesn’t take much searching to find out how to download YouTube videos.)

The “Bathe & Brew” combination coffee maker / shower soap dispenser sounds like a great idea if you ignore certain practical problems. It’s also not real, but the key component of the Prank Gift Box kit, available for US$6.99 at Amazon:

Found via Liz Lawley.

Here’s a little inspiration to help you get going on a Monday:

Available here, if you dare. You can also get this on T-shirts, iPhone cases, tote bags, and even throw pillows and rugs.

I’m thinking about giving this one to Mom sometime:

It’s tradition here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century to wish all you moms out there a happy Mother’s Day from the baddest mother… — shut yo’ mouth — I’m talkin’ ’bout Shaft!

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You should be disappointed, but not surprised. Happy Caturday, anyway.