The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

A friend of mine sent these graphics to me, which purport to contain actual things said by dog owners at Whole Foods:

In case you need to use “irony” in a sentence: If the truck weren’t so iron-y, it wouldn’t have rusted.

Seen on Huffington Post today:

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this flight…”

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded

Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed

Everybody knows that the war is over

Everybody knows the good guys lost

Everybody knows the fight was fixed

The poor stay poor, the rich get rich

That’s how it goes

Everybody knows

Here’s Concrete Blonde’s cover of the Leonard Cohen song:

Thanks to Slacktivist for the inspiration.