The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

On the bright side, he did use “your” correctly.

And it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

AWWW YISSS.

For the past 24 years, White Castle — the people who pretty much invented the hamburger chain restaurant — has served a special Valentine’s Day dinner, which these days comes with “hostess seating, tableside service and a menu of Sliders, Shrimp Nibblers, Strawberry and Cream Waffles and other noteworthy menu items.” This year marks the 25th anniversary of this special event, which will take place on Sunday, February 14th from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m.. 

You can’t just walk into White Castle on February 14th for the Valentine’s Day dinner; you need to make a reservation. As this Chicago local news outlet says, “spots are expected to fill up quickly this year because it’s a major anniversary.”

The best way to top a budget-conscious romantic evening at White Castle is to finish it by watching a pirated copy of the Greatest Film Ever Made:

It’s Martin Luther King Day here in the U.S.. To this day, it remains a somewhat controversial holiday; while Ronald Reagan signed it into law in 1983 and first observed as a federal holiday in 1986, many states resisted the idea until 2000. Some refused to mark the holiday, and Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi prefer to throw in Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s name into the mix, which is kind of like declaring the Fourth of July “Al-Qaeda Day / Independence Day”.

Over at The Root, Felice Leon looks at what’s been gained and lost over the thirty years since MLK day became a federal holiday. Among the losses, there are:

• the removal of a key provision in the Voting Rights Act, a move specifically intended to restrict people of color’s access to the ballot box,
• continued attacks on unarmed people of color,
• mediocre student (and mediocre person) Abigail Fisher’s attack on affirmative action as a response to her not getting into the University of Texas, despite not having qualifying grades, and
• transgender people of color under siege

For gains, she lists:

• A salute to Dr. King,
• Black faces in high places,
• the rise of Black Lives Matter,
• the Affordable Care Act,
• LGBT service members in the military, and
• same-sex marriage.

Yes, not all of the gains are just about black people, but civil rights in general, and that’s a key part of Dr. King’s legacy, for which I, as a force of darkness (my preferred replacement phrase for “person of color”) living in the U.S., am grateful.

Happy MLK Day!

It’s January 18, 2016, which means that Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been in theatres for a month. To celebrate, I’ll be making a few Star Wars-related posts here, and I hope you enjoy them. Please note that there may be some spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t want me to give away some crucial plot points, perhaps it’s better if you stop reading now.

Kylo Ren and “Bug Out Bob”

Bug Out Bob is a disturbing-looking stress toy, but he’s kind of fun to squeeze. Kylo Ren, who has sever anger management issues, could benefit from having Bug Out Bob in a number of situations…

Found via kelgrid.

The comic above is a pretty good summary of Trump, or if you’re Canadian, his low-rent doppelganger Kevin O’Leary.

It would appear that the maxim still holds: any New Yorker or New Yorker-style single-panel cartoon retains its comedic value if you replace its caption with “Christ, what an asshole”.

“Piggy” from Lord of the Flies could’ve used one of these.