The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Found via Dump a Day. Click the photo to see the source.

All this scene needs is a grammarian prankster to remove the exclamation point.

Update

Sean Montgomery reminded me that pork producers in Saskatchewan have used the same slogan:

Here we see a wily Floridian senior blending into her surroundings and lying very still, waiting for some unsuspecting prey to come closer.

…I’m pretty sure that’s one of the key concepts behind submarines.

Need more context?

Check out this article: China’s wish to hide submarines may be behind sea expansion.

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Hope you’re starting your new year like a boss!

For more New Year’s graphic merriment, see this accidentally dirty poster.

It’s that time of year again: Tampa Bay Startup Week! The tech/entrepreneurial event, which this year runs from today, Monday February 8th, through Friday, February 12th, is focused on bringing techies, creatives, and entrepreneurs together to bring them together, provide ideas and inspiration, and help grow the city’s self-starter business scene.

You may not think of Tampa as an entrepreneurial hotspot, but according to the 2015 report of the Kauffman Index of Startup Activity for Metropolitan Areas, the Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater area’s in top 25 (ranked #20), and ranked ahead of places you’re more likely to associate with entrepreneurship, including:

• the Chicago area (#21)
• the Boston/Cambridge area (#22)
• “Portlandia” (#26)
• and even our neighbor, Orlando (#33), which people say has a more active startup scene

Chase doesn’t sponsor just any city’s Startup Week. To qualify, it’s got to meet the criteria of density, government regulations, culture, talent, and access to said talent. In Money’s 2015 roundup of the 5 best big cities, they named Tampa the best city in the southeast. It’s got great weather, an airport that punches above its weight class, low cost of living (moving here was like getting a big raise, there’s no state income tax, the median house price is $122K), and as I’ve posited before, the “Florida Man” factor is actually a blessing in disguise:

There will be all sorts of activities this week worth checking out, from presentations on technologies such as the Internet of Things, cryptocurrency, and mobile design, to business mentoring, networking, and even an opportunity to get a new headshot for your LinkedIn profile, to fun “intro to programming” events for kids, to mingling, networking, and enjoying the city’s excellent craft beer. Be sure to check out the Tampa Bay Startup Week page, follow the Tampa Bay Startup Week and organizer @thatgirlallie’s Twitter feeds, and come on down and take part!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Chinese New Year begins tomorrow, Monday February 8th, and it’s already poised to start with bang, if the posted above is any indication.

All artist Lehu Zhang meant to do was take a minimalist approach when he created his 2016: Year of the Monkey poster. Using basic shapes and negative space, he created the image above, which does evoke the image of a monkey…and something else as well.

@gveks “That’s no Monkey” pic.twitter.com/rfTjgQpLFF

— Scott E. Severs (@ScottESevers) February 6, 2016

@gveks @advocaatvduivel I see things but a monkey ain’t one of them 😱

— Wendy (@troetje) February 6, 2016

@troetje @gveks It’s more of a “The Year Of Spanking The Monkey” kinda image.

— Advocaat vd Duivel (@advocaatvduivel) February 6, 2016

Here’s the (ahem) money shot from a Buzzfeed interview with Zhang:

Zhang acknowledged that he can now see “some sexual things” in the work, but swears he didn’t intend that. “I’m not angry,” he told BuzzFeed News. “I’m just a little bit surprised, a little bit worried.”

I suppose that like the Twitter developer who’s too busy making the Twitter app to actually use it, Zhang’s a little too close to his art to see the image that other people see.

Found on Edwin de Jongh’s Twitter feed. Click to see the source.

Between the carpentry work and the disciples, I think Jesus would be more of the Honda CR-V, Element, or Odyssey guy, what with the extra passenger and cargo room.