The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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Also:

• What’s with all the suffocation in Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico?
• If you tell someone from Indiana that their number one injury diagnosis is “struck by object”, they usually say “Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense”.
• Maybe Louisiana’s state motto should be “Not the face!!!”

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If you read the comments on only one Facebook post today, read the comments for the giant pink “more pants than suit” pantsuit that online shop Cassie’s Corner just added to their catalog. They are pure entertainment.

A couple of thoughts on this outfit:

• Women’s pants with what appear to be decent-sized pockets — now there’s something you don’t see every day.
• How do you go to the bathroom when wearing one of those things?
• This might work for those performers who walk on stilts.
• Hallowe’en 2018 costume, and for a mere $35!

At the place where I work — Sourcetoad, a custom software development shop in Tampa where I’m the Lead Product Manager — we have a number of “classic computing” posters on the walls. One of them is the cover of a 1977 issue of Popular Science that features the Commodore PET 2001 computer, one of the computers on which I first learned programming.

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What, you don’t take your monkey with you when you’re stealing cars?

Oh, Pasco County, you never cease to amuse.

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Source: The Star Trek Shitposting Facebook group.

For those of you who didn’t watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, this is a reference to the episode Chain of Command, Part II.

Here’s the key scene:

Take a close look, and treat it as a reminder to double check your work.

I flipped the image horizontally so that it reads better from left to right. Here’s the original: