The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Here’s a (now-deleted) tweet that the White House put out on Friday:

The bigger you are, and the bigger your audience is, the more you need to double-check your work. In the age of ubiquitous computing, spell-check should be a given.

This tweet also needs fact checking — the economic turnaround that the tweet claims is dubious at best, and an outright lie (not surprising, considering the source) at worst — but the tweet’s purpose was propaganda, not imparting information.

Here’s the original:

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And here’s my improvement:

Thanks to Charles G. Watson for the find!

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A Cheetos-flavored slushie? That’s new to me.

YO, LIL’ CHICKEN-CHEESE EMPANADA IN THA HIZZAY!

Thanks to Meryle for the find!