The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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It’s the second Monday in October, which means it’s Thanksgiving Day in Canada! While I’m no longer living in Canada, I’m still a citizen, and I’m thankful for where I am, what I get to do, and whom I get to be with.

Most Canadians had their big Thanksgiving meal over the weekend, and have today off to relax and digest. Have a good one, fellow Canucks!

If you’d like to find out more about Thanksgiving in Canada, these videos should explain it well:

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Thanks to George for the quip!

Want to see something even more absurd? How about the actual still image:

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Especially in these times, we need this mural.

It’s the Santa that this harsh, Trumpian era needs.

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The publisher’s notes for Performing Masculinity reads as follows:

This interdisciplinary study analyzes the ways in which signs of masculinity have been performed across a wide variety of contexts and genres – including literature, classical ballet, sports, rock music, films and computer games – from the early nineteenth century to the present day.

You can buy the book on the publisher’s site. I’m less surprised about the price (even the ebook version is $80!) than the fact that it’s available in a softcover edition. Such a book should be hardcover only!

Other observations:

1. God damn, there’s a shit-ton of overcompensating going on here.
2. Good trigger discipline, dude…
3. …but what are you doing bringing a gun into a pub? Especially, since judging by the taps and the proper Guinness pour, it’s a pub in the UK?
4. That dead-eyed stare will be the one used in the news story in which the guy will be described as a “lone wolf” and that “there’s no way this tragedy could have been prevented”.
5. Once again, good Guinness pour!
6. I know that the cat is also supposed to symbolize masculinity as well — especially since most “ginger” cats are male — but there’s something about it that just makes me want to laugh. It might be my own prejudices, in which I associate cat ownership with veganism, writing terrible poetry, and crying after sex. Also, pub cats are definitely not allowed on the bar, though, although the cat bar trend may change that.
7. Doesn’t the cat get a beer, too?
8. Why is there no bacon? Seriously, that’s the one thing this photo is missing.

In case you were wondering what gender performance is, here’s a good Quora post that sums it up nicely.