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Happy MLK Day!

Happy 73rd, sir, and thank you very much.

I think I’ll let the good doctor do most of the talking today. Here’s the I Have a Dream speech, which he delivered on August 28th, 1963 at the Lincoln Memorial, Washington, D.C.

I Have a Dream

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition.

In a sense we have come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.” But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check — a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God’s children. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the Negro. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.

Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.

I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor’s lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with a new meaning, “My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim’s pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring.”

And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California!

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, “Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”

Thank you too, Mahalia

Apparently Dr. King was going to go with a short and more formal speech when gospel singer Mahalia Jackson, sitting in the front row, yelled out “Tell them about your dream, Martin! Tell them about the dream!” Some people in the audience joined in, and in response, Dr. King extemporized the famous speech above. Ms. Jackson (I’d call you Mahalia, but I’m nasty), thank you very much.

Dr. King and Star Trek

Nichelle Nichols, who played the Enterprise’s communications officer Lt. Uhura, was considering leaving Star Trek after the first season. Dr. King convinced her to stay on the show, as she was one of the few black role models on TV. She stayed, paving the way for other black Trek actors characters such as Geordi LaForge, Michael “Worf” Dorn, Captain Sisko, Lt. Tuvok and most recently, Ensign Travis Mayweather. Not to mention other black sci-fi heroes such as the ultra-schmoove Lando Calrissian, Dr. Stephen Franklin from Babylon 5 and Red Dwarf’s Lister and Cat. And, of course, real spacewoman Dr. Mae Jemison, who in a strange twist, also guest-starred on an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Jesus-Related Quotes of the Day

Christ Died for Our DUNKIN' DONUTS

“Jesus loves you, but he’s not in love with you.”

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Thanks for coming out, part one

Thanks to everyone who showed up to Pogeypalooza. It was a charming little soiree that wouldn’t have been the same without you. I’ll get the pictures off Paul and post them later today or tomorrow.

The first guests

Noel, one of the programmers who started at the company just after New Year’s, was the first to arrive. He joined me out on the back deck while I barbecued the burgers. He asked me what my plans for the future were, and I told him about Peekabooty. Once the burgers were done, we took them to the dining room table and Paul joined us.

“Your burgers are good, but you have a little way to go before the burgers are like Rob’s,” Paul said between bites. “You used the same ingredients, but I think he puts more love into his.”

“Hey buddy,” I retorted, “any more love in the burgers and I would’ve had to take my pants off.”

The crock pot incident

About midway through the party, Karen saw something on my kitchen counter that caused her great concern. I was making my way to the fridge when she buttonholed me to voice said concern.

“I can’t believe that Joey deVilla has a crock pot!”

(While I don’t like talking about myself in the third person, I find it flattering when other people do so when talking to me. In the future, could you please phrase it as “The Joey deVilla”?)

“That’s so wrong,” she continued, “the guy who used to DJ at Clark Hall Pub and who plays accordion on the street should not have a crock pot! That’s for when you’ve settled down!”

She mentioned that Martha remarked that such a transgression of cool could be forgiven if my grandmother had given it to me. Hasn’t she heard of the phenomenon called “Just Gay Enough“? Sensitive and manly, all rolled into one? The kind of guy who’ll bake you some really good toll house cookies, then take you very roughly from behind?

“Both my grandmothers died in 1997. You can’t give crock pots from beyond the grave,” I said.

Paul piped in. “I gave it to him for his birthday,” thereby condemning himself in Karen’s eyes too. He might as well have said “I hold the sheep reeeeeal tight, and Joey porks it reeeeeal good, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.

“I could have understood,” she continued, “if it were a Star Trek crock pot.” I made a mental note to go to the Silver Snail and buy a Seven of Nine sticker for the crock pot. I also decided not to tell her that I was interested in getting one of those George Foreman grills.

Paul to the defense again: “The crock pot is cooool,” he said, in almost the same tone of voice he uses when Britney appears on TV and he says “she’s hoooot.”

“And what’s with the Swiffer?”

“Hey,” I replied, mounting my defense, “it’s not un-edgy to want to have a clean house. Like the saying goes, ‘you don’t shit where you eat’. Even Shaft kept a clean apartment. And the crock pot, well, it means I like low-fuss meals with only one thing to clean at the end of it all. Gives me more time to be ‘edgy’,” I said, pantomiming the quote-unquote marks with my fingers.

Apparently Karen didn’t want me to be too edgy; much later in the party, she complained that I’d run out of hand soap in the bathroom. I should’ve offered to Swiffer her hands clean.

More stories from the party in the next posting…

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Cheque, Please

Break out the Cubans and Veuve Clicquot — the divorce is final. Paul gave me a lift to the office where I used to work so that I could sign my final release/indemnity and stock options forms. In exchange, I got a cheque comprising payment for work-to-date, vacation pay, and severance money and a form that makes me eligible to collect pogey. I no longer have to deal with the administrivals, unless I want a letter of reference. I may request it, if only to make the acting CEO have to take time out of his day to write nice stuff about me. Make sure you use proper punctuation, bee-yatch!

Here’s a tip for any of you who are going to visit a company from which you have been recently fired or laid off: come in all smiles and greet management warmly. I did; not as a ploy, but because I was in a good mood, what with having had a good week and getting lots of rest. The higher up the ladder, the brighter my greeting and the wider my smile, the more they had trouble making eye contact with me.

It was good to see the programmers again. They all had nice things to say. Most of them had gone home early, as the office had been cleared out so that the old desks could be removed and cubicles could be installed in their place. In a moment of high irony, some of the workers who were still at the office had commandeered the boardroom computer and projecter and were watching the Office Space DVD. They threw each other rueful looks of recognition whenever they saw something in the movie that was just like the office, especially when this line came up:

We don’t have a lot of time on this earth; we weren’t meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day!

Immediately after that scene, I walked out of the boardroom to collect my cheque and saw the first of the cubicle walls being carted into the office by coverall-clad movers.

One of the programmers told me that M., the last of the original programmers, handed in a letter of resignation earlier this week. The fact that it happened shortly after my firing worried some of the guys. It meant that the last of the old guard programmers who’d built up the company were gone. The new guys– nice folks, great coders — were just a construction crew, far removed from the brainstorming and conceptualizing that we from the earlier generation got to do. The company’s reins had been handed over to a CEO-by-coup and a technocrat with the sense of imagination that God gave asparagus. The Dilbertization was now complete.

I grabbed my cheque and walked out of the building for the last time.

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T.G.I.F.

Although weekends aren’t all that different from weekdays for the unemployed.

Art Imitates Life

Well, I’ll be. Dilbert got sacked a day before I did! (My friend Ryan e-mailed me about this earlier today).

Monday, January 7: “I walk among them but I am not one of them”.

Tuesday, January 8: “But…I’ll have to interact with people who know I’ve been downsized.”

Wednesday, January 9: Unemployment gets you chicks!

Thursday, January 10: A new situation calls for a new look.

Friday, January 11: Looking for work.

Saturday, January 12: Customer service.

“Some people claim that our biz dev’s to blame / but I know / it’s the VC’s fault…”

My friend George Scriban has a new blog, called Radio Blogaritaville, in which he comments about “The Industry”. It’s a great read that follows the three C’s of snarky industry journalism: concise, correct and caustic. Dave Winer says that it “could win the prize for best named blog next year if it sticks around.” Personally, I think The Register should hire him as their “man in New York“. Go read it now, or wallow in the filth of your ignorance.

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One Week of Unemployment

Yesterday marked my first full week as one of Canada’s 8% with nowhere to go and nothing to do. I have treated this week as a vacation (not having had a chance to take one last year) and done all kind of neglected household chores, rearranging my room so it can double as a home office, taking my bike out for rides and napping a lot. Now I’m feeling a good deal more rested, and can get on with the work of programming Peekabooty and sharpening my tech skills. I’ll probably do this for two to four months, depending on how long my stash of money can carry me.

Negotiations

While working for the company, the laptop assigned to me became my primary machine and I gave my old, slow laptop to my sister so that she could use it for word processing. I sent an e-mail to my former bosses, asking if my laptop could be thrown in as part of my severance package. They were moving away from laptops to desktop boxes for both development and testing, and I thought they might be able to swing it for me, given my long and good service record. They said “no”, owing to the cost, but offered to sell if to me for its “replacement price” of US$2151 — almost CAD$3500 (it’s a Toshiba Satellite Pro 4360, PIII 700, 64MB built-in + 256MB + 64 MB, 12GB hard drive, DVD, 14′ display). The damn thing’s depreciated one year already, and you can get a newer, faster laptop for that price! What a total crock of shit.

Looks like I have a date with Factory Direct Computer Outlet very soon.

Good thing I made off with one of their staplers. That’ll show ’em.

Pogeypalooza

If you’re in the Toronto area, you are cordially invited to my “I got fired” party, which I’ve dubbed Pogeypalooza — “pogey” being a Canadian term for unemployment insurance. It takes place this Saturday, January 19th at my house, in Toronto’s Queen/Spadina area. You can come early (say, around six-ish) if you want to throw something on the barbecue, or later in the evening if you just want to have drink. If you need more details, e-mail me.

Please note that if you are the VP R&D, CFO or Business Admin from the company that just let me go, you will be shot and turned into urinal mints if you even breathe on my property.

Kick Ass Karaoke / NASA

Last night was the Wednesday closest to the middle of the month, so I slung on the squeezebox and went with Rob to Kick Ass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club. The room was on the empty side near the beginning, owing to the crummy weather, but after midnight, the place filled up to its usual jam-packed state. I performed George Michael’s Freedom ’90 and AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long and backed up Will on Hey Jude.

I left the Bovine at about 2:00 a.m. and noticed that the dance club across the street, NASA, was still busy. I decided to take a peek inside.

I ran into Irving, one of the Chicks Dig It organizers, who said hello and talked with me for a few minutes. While on the dance floor, some girl in a long black dress asked me why I didn’t show up earlier, gave me a big hug (all the while, I’m wondering who is this person?) and then took off (have I mentioned how much I love this instrument?) I danced for a bit, and I was stepping out to go home, a guy by the name of Adam stopped me. He said he saw me playing at the last Chicks Dig It and asked if I would show up at a Tuesday event at Temple Bar called Puerta Latina. It’s a Latin music night, featuring a DJ and live musicians playing over the tracks. They have a guy on tablas and some percussionists, and he thought an accordion would be a perfect addition. I guess that means I have plans for Tuesday night.

The Lindi gig…

…is two weeks away. I should get in some practice before the next rehearsal.

Interesting Link of the Day

A bear that shits prime numbers. For the non-mathematically inclined, a prime number is a natural number (any whole number from 1 and up) that is greater than one and evenly divisible only by 1 and itself. The first few prime numbers are 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and 13 (by definition, 1 is not a prime number). For those of you who don’t like the “s-word”, there’s the prime number pooping bear as well. Bears are cute animals and prime numbers have all kinds of useful applications, and finally the two have come together. Enjoy!

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This and That

Rehearsal

The highlight of Sunday was my first rehearsal with Lindi. Meeting Lindi, like many other lucky breaks I’ve had since owning it, was an yet another accordion-releated incident. I’d brought my accordion to a Christmas party thrown by my friend Eric when she came up to me and asked if I would back her up for her CD release party.

Along with me, the band consists of Neil Leyton on guitar, a guy named Brad on drums and Lindi’s dad on bass. Lindi alternates between playing piano and guitar. All save me are serious musicians; each is working on his or her own musical career and playing with at least one other act. These guys play in studios and clubs; as for me, I play on the street, yo! (I wonder if Puff Daddy felt this way the first time he was invited to the Hamptons to do brunch with Martha Stewart.)

We took one break in the middle of the rehearsal to relax. Lindi’s Dad broke out a bottle of gold tequila and shot glasses with Spanish words on them. Now that’s what I can rehearsing! Lindi’s shot glass read “mama“, Neil’s read “jefe” and mine read “compadre“. Lindi’s dad showed us some footage of a burning set played by Bela Fleck and the Flecktones on his big screen TV for a couple of minutes, and then we went back to rehearsing.

The rehearsal itself went well. We managed to cover most of the songs (Lindi’s album plus three or four extras) twice. Lindi’s material, being folksy tunes with a strong “Paris in the twneties” feel aren’t terribly complicated, so we managed to pick them up quickly. I’m glad I was able to keep up with the other musicians — those guys are good! That being said, I’m going to have to set aside some time to practice my scales — I’m not as good as I should be in the keys of C# and A flat.

We’re going to practice twice this weekend, and we should be able to get one more practice in after that. I think we’re going to sound very impressive at the show.

Back in the ‘hood

Not having a car and having to commute to the ‘burbs every weekday meant that I missed out on the pleasures of running errands in the city. For the first time in about five months, I took my bike out for a spin around the neighbourhood and did some shopping. I went to Kensington Market, which has a different ryhthm on weekdays than it does on weekends, the only time I was able to visit. While supermarkets are convenient, and even though Loblaws is a much better supermarket than most (especially when compared to its American counterparts), there’s nothing like going to a bakery for baked goods, a butcher for meat, a fruit stand for fruits and vegetables, and so on. It was nice not to have to take a car to a mall.

Chicks Dig It

Last night was the second night of Chicks Dig It. I joined their mailing list last Monday night and received this e-mail message yesterday:

Please join us also for some live accordion music and dancing school-boys that will be interspersed throughout all the DJ sets. One night only!

I was planning to go anyway, but now that I was expected, I really had to go!

Heidi, the promoter who sent the e-mail, was at the door when Rob and I arrived at Temple Bar and greeted us. “Did you see what I wrote?” she asked. I thanked her and talked with her for a bit. She mentioned something about a cake being brought out later that night, as it was DJ Freedom’s birthday.

We went to the upper level to check out the dance floor. It was more crowded than last week and full of new faces. It looked as though word about Chicks Dig It was getting around; hopefully it bodes well for Monday nights. DJ Chocolate and one of the organizers walked by me and greeted me. “Hey! Good to see you again!”

If anything, a hiatus from work is always good for one’s scenesterdom. (Scenestership? Scenesterhood? Sceneterness? Scenesterosity?)

While on the dance floor, I could see some of the organizers lighting sparklers on a cake at the bar. I quickly took the accordion off my back and brought it into playing positions so that when the cake came, I was already on the opening chord for Happy Birthday. DJ Freedom turned down the sound system so we could all sing.

A couple of party/event organizers gave me their cards after the cake ceremony. It looks as though I should have at least a couple of parties to attend and gigs to play in the near future.

Another musician on my street

Rob and I called it quits about 1:30 and he took a cab home from the corner of Queen and Spadina.

I was unlocking my front door when a guy who was getting out of his car said “Whoa. Accordion.”

I turned around. “Yeah, this is my street accordion. I take it out often — you never know when you’re going to need one.”

“Play something,” he said.

I played some blues scales (quietly, since I didn’t want the neighbours to kill me) and then slipped into Head Like a Hole, one of the old standbys that I can play in my sleep.

He asked if I played jazz, and I told him about the improv jazz band I jammed with while I was living in San Francisco.

“That’s cool. I live just down the street, and I just got my music space set up, but I don’t have any musicians. Come knock on my door sometime this week if you have time; I’ll definitely be knocking on your door soon.”


As Mr. Burns would say: Excellent. It’s all falling into place.