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"Saturday Night Live’s" MySpace Skit [Updated]

Update: The video to which I originally linked was removed, so I’ve changed the link to another video, which ironically is a MySpace site!


Click the image to watch the video.

You know that blogging is entering the mainstream when Saturday Night Live does a skit on MySpace. Last Saturday’s skit played on MySpace’s reputation as a place that is — as a Dateline NBC report puts it — “one-stop shopping for predators”.

The setting for the skit is a Learning Annex introductory class on MySpace. The guest host, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, plays a mom who has a daughter who spends a lot of time on MySpace; she would like to learn more about it. The rest of the class is comprised of creepy, mostly-mustachioed forty-something men, a crowd that the instructor says is a little older than he expected.

When the instructor tells people to make screen names for themselves, he suggests one approach is to include the year of your birth as a good way to tell people more about yourself. He then walks through the class, checking out the students nicknames. The men come up with names like “Chadster1991”, “9thGradeSkr8Boi” and “NaughtyGirlHotStuff”. When he asks the guy with the Chadster1991 screen name about it, this exchange ensues:

“If you put 1991 in there, it might make people think you’re 15.”

“Well, that’s a risk I’m trying to take.”

My favourite character in the skit has to be the fat lisping guy (is it Horatio Sanz?). He reminds me of a creepy phone phreaker who kept trying to get me into a hotel room at the first Emerging Technologies Conference to do some “energy work”. I feel soiled just thinking about that sibilant little toad going “Pleeeeeath, Joey, you gotta give me thome thiathu mathage! My back ith killin’ meeeee!”

(And if you must know, yes, I maintained “anal sovereignty“. Strangely enough, it was the second time during that trip that my anal sovereignty was challenged — the first time was at U.S. Customs.)

It’s one of the few SNL skits in recent memory that made me laugh out loud, but I expect some response by Danah Boyd in three…two…one…

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Panoramic Photos of Mesh Conference Sessions

Here’s Tris Hussey’s session, called Blogging 101. I’ll blog more on this later. Click it to see the full-size version.

Here’s Amber MacArthur’s session on podcasting, which I’ll also blog about later. Click it to see the full-size version.

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In the Dream World, I’m a Total Dick

I got a response from the guy who had the dream in which I totally blew him off (which I covered in this entry). As I replied to him, there are no hard feelings — in fact, I find it kind of amusing that my dream-self is a bit of a beeyotch.

Then my friend and former OpenCola co-worker Justin “xiitone” Townsend wrote in, saying that he had a dream about me and blogged it a couple of years back. In that dream, I somehow managed to offend a large group of Japanese who kill me in retaliation and dump my corpse beside Seth Green’s.

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Mesh Photos

We’re only a couple of hours into the Mesh conference, and there are already photos of the event online on Flickr. Tris Hussey of Qumana (and friend of Blogware) is leading the race to post photos.

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Sutha Polishes His Presentation

Here’s Sutha Kamal of Ambient Vector (and part of the DemoCamp brain trust) working on his “What to Expect from a VC” presentation during Om Malik’s keynote.

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Funny, In MY Dream, He Dropped His Trousers and Peed on My Accordion

I like to think of myself as a gregarious and friendly guy in real life, but in the dream world, I seem to be a bit of an ass, according to this dude:

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web celebs are jerks

I had a dream last night that I was at a symposium or conference or some other type of auditorium based presentation when I realized I was sitting a couple of seats down from The Accordian Guy. I was like “OMG OMG OMG” and finally, after the presentation was over, I leaned over to him and introduced myself and told him I read his site and blah blah blah, expecting that he would be totally cool and invite me out with him and his pals to a local hangout for drinks. Instead, he totally blew me off with one of those ‘cool guy’ head nod things and ignored me.

Defective Yeti, on the other hand, is totally cool and didn’t ignore my fanboy ravings at all.

You know we live in the future when people start having dreams about the bloggers they read.

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Mesh Conference

I’ll be at the Mesh conference — the “Web 2.0” conference taking place in Accordion City — today and tomorrow, filing blog entries every now and again. Thought leadership abounds! Watch this space! End of exclamation marks!