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Mary Effing Sunshine Speaks!

Remember “Mary Fucking Sunshine” — the person who wrote the I LOVE TORONTO, DAMMIT! post in Craigslist, which got mentioned here, and then got blasted in Torontoist, mentioned in the National Post (Wednesday, September 27th issue, page A8) and counter-blasted here?

Anyhow, Mary left a comment on this blog last night. I think it’s worthy of promotion to the front page:

Hello Joey,

Thanks for your thoughtful comments about my post (which was indeed inspired by one of those cheery September mornings). I’ve written a rather long response over at the Torontoist, but wanted to mention that this rang very true for me:

“I think that there’s something wrong with equating enthusiasm and optimism with naivete and a jaded, apathetic and sarcastic approach with worldliness and knowledge.”

I know I am relatively naive, and terribly idealistic. I also know that naiveity does not necessarily exclude cynicism, sarcasm, and downright bitchiness. I’m certainly capable of all those things. Nor does the excessive use of exclaimation marks always equate to a lack of sophistication or worldly intelligence. The unbridled enthusiasmin my post was as much a reaction to all the negativity on CL as David’s post was a reaction to my gushiness.

I’m grateful that David at least made an attempt to dissect my “argument” intelligently. Those of you familiar with craigslist RnR will know what a rarity that is. (Incidentally, it was never meant as an air-tight dissertation, just as a little blurb to “get off my chest” as you say) We all see lifein different ways, I suppose. One view is as valid as the next; I just happen to find mine the most rewarding.

Anyway, I still love Toronto, hipster city bloggers and all. It’s all part of the texture.

Thanks again!

~Mary Fucking Sunshine

Keep on rockin’, Mary, and pay the cynics no mind. As Mr. Wilde once said, that sort knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing. I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

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Catmas Has a Site: Catmas.com!

This will be the fourth year we’ve celebrated the first Friday of October, the day on which we’re supposed to post pictures of cats to our blogs, a.k.a. Catmas! Now there’s an official site: Catmas.com. Check it out!

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Geek Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Meeting with ICT Toronto on Thursday

As I mentioned in an earlier entry, a number of prominent Toronto tech bloggers and I will be meeting with the people from ICT Toronto to provide suggestions on how they can do a better job reaching out to and support Toronto’s tech community. If you have any suggestions or ideas, please leave them in the comments!

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An Unintentionally Funny Sign

[via Howl @ the Moon and reddit] E-greeting card companies aren’t the only people not thinking things through. Sometimes signmakers make unintended gaffes:

Sign: 'Family Planning Advice / Use Rear Entrance

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The Worst Yom Kippur Card Ever [Updated]

I was going to make Yom Kippur cheeseburgers for my Jewish coworkers on the company barbecue, but it looks like they’ve all taken a sick day today. What the hell?

But Seriously, Folks…

Yom Kippur is the Jewish day of atonement and the most solemn day in the Jewish calendar, marked by fasting and . As such, it’s a little inappropriate to say “Happy Yom Kippur!”; it’s kind of like saying “Happy Remembrance Day!”. Better by far to say something along the lines of “Hope your fast passes easily”.

DeepestFeelings.com: Unclear on the Concept

The meaning of Yom Kippur seems to have eluded the e-greeting card site DeepestFeelings.com. As a greeting card site, they really should know better. This gem is among their Yom Kippur cards:

DeepestFeelings.com's animated 'Wishing You a Happy Yom Kippur!' card.

If you think that’s where the cultural gaffe ends, you’d be wrong. That’s because DeepestFeelings.com also lets you include music with your “Happy Yom Kippur” greeting card. Here are the choices available:

Music selection for DeepestFeelings.com's 'Wishing You a Happy Yom Kippur!' card

Not only can I send my in-laws a nice “Happy Yom Kippur” card, but I can send them happy holiday music too! Now, which one should I send — Du Hast, the big 1998 hit by German industrial rock band Rammstein (most of whose lines translate from German as “You…You hate…You hate me!”), or J.S. Bach’s Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring, quite possibly one of the best classical pieces about Jesus ever written (and ooh, covered by Josh Groban!)? Decisions, decisions…

UPDATE: “Du hast” translates as “You have”; the lyrics page I link to misinterpreted it as “You hate”, which in German is “Du hasst”; note the extra “s”.

(By the bye, can anyone tell me if there is an occasion when Du Hast is a appropriate greeting card music?)

Hey, today’s about atonement. I’ll use Johnny B. Goode!

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Five Thousand!

5000th post

In the control panel for Blogware, the application in which this blog “lives” (it’s produced by the company for whom I work, Tucows), there’s a little counter that displays how many articles I’ve posted. Today, I noticed that it had it displayed this number: 5001. Critical Massholes was the 5000th article, and I’m glad — it’s nice to hit that milestone with an article of which I’m proud.

To all of you out there, thanks for reading!

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Responses to "Critical Massholes"

Hamish Grant posted a link to my polemic about Critical Mass on the Tribe magazine message board, and five pages (thus far) of discussion has ensued, featuring a die-hard Critical Masser, a number of unbelievers and more than the recommended daily dosage of internet forum snarkiness. But as George C. Scott said when playing the title role in the movie Patton, “I love it. God help me, I do love it so. I love it more than my life!”

Jerrold from Accordion City-centric blog BlogTO sent this link to a video shot on Car-Free Day 2006, in which the bicycle advocacy message of the day gets flushed down the toilet by a cyclist who does just about every stupid thing you can do on a bike in traffic.

My advice to all cyclists in the city: the best way to advocate cycling as a valid form of transport in the city is to just cycle, obey traffic laws and don’t be a jackass. Contrary to the Critical Massholes, arrogantly taking over the street on a Friday at rush hour, when all people want to do is get home, will not help the cause of the bicycle. You won’t be welcomed as liberators, and you will not be showered with flowers and candy.