My friend and fellow DJ from Clark Hall Pub at Crazy Go Nuts University, Chris “Planet Simpson” Turner, has had a rough weekend. His wife, Ashley Bristowe — also a friend of mine from Crazy Go Nuts University — writes that they had to put down their dog, Pony, after she viciously attacked Chris.
Poor Chris required 40 stitches to his face, and it was decided then
and there that she had to be put down, especially with a baby due very
soon.
It was a difficult choice and it must’ve been hard on them, but it was
the right one. Hang tough, guys, and get well soon, Chris.









