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Kung Hei Fat Choy!*

(* That’s “Happy new year” in Cantonese.)

It’s been a busy weekend, with Blogstravaganza on Friday, a Chinese New Year’s party on Saturday and a big Chinese New Year family outing on Sunday. Today is turning out ot be a very busy day, It’s a busy day today an busier day, so today’s posting is a simple one in honour of Chinese New Year: a summer 1999 photo of a dog sitting in a Montreal apartment window, not far from the corner of Milton and Durocher, a location for many of my youthful indiscretions.

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Happy Birthday, Mozart!

The Google logo has a powdered wig and a musical staff today because it’s Mozart’s birthday. Happy birthday, Amadeus!


Falco and Mozart — together at last!

I don’t have any Mozart here at the office, and it was much easier to find an MP3 of a fan remix of Falco’s Rock Me Amadeus [7.3 MB MP3] than it was to dig up a measly sample of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik [266K MP3], which is a shame. Once I started uploading Rock Me Amadeus, I couldn’t help but post Help Me, Dr. Zaius [268K MP3] from The Simpsons.

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Katamari Hijinks

Still frame from the 'Katamari Idiocy' video.The “Katamari Idiocy” video [10.4MB Windows Media] shows the misadventures of a guy who tries to be the prince from the quirky and addicitive Japanese PlayStation videogame Katamari Damacy in real life. In the video, we learn that neighbourhood cats aren’t too keen on this idea, it’s no good for picking up girls and attempting to roll up a baseball diamond and all the people within works only in the game.

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Oh Yeah, the Parties’ Colour Schemes

One more thing: American readers who may be following the election

(possibly my in-laws) may experience the same colour dysphoria that we

Canadians have when looking at colour maps of state election results.

That’s because the “red” and “blue” parties are essentially reversed:

  • Blue is used to represent the Conservative Party
  • Red is used to represent the Liberal Party
  • Orange is used to represent the New Democratic Party
  • Green is used to represent the Green Party
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Voting in Canada, Explained

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“Time to take out the trash!” I said when I got home from work this evening. And because the nearest polling station to my place just happened to be in the lobby of our building, I did just that, after which I dropped off the garbage in the bulk garbage area. It took longer for me to go to the corner store for some milk than it did to vote.

Voting in Canada Made Easy

For the benefit of my readers, the majority of whom are American, here’s a very quick primer on how voting works here.

We don’t vote directly for the Prime Minister. Rather, we vote for the MP — that is, Member of Parliament — to represent our electoral district, which is called a riding. The closest analogue to an MP in the American system is a Congressman or Congresswoman.

The winning candidate for the riding is determined by a “first past the post” system, which simply means that the candidate who gets the most votes win, regardless of how slim the margin of victory. That winner becomes the riding’s MP and gets a seat in the House of Commons, one of three parts of Parliament (there’s also the Crown — represented by the Governor General — and the Senate, who are appointed by the Governor General based on recommendations by the Prime Minister).

The leader of the winning party — the one with the most seats in Parliament — then becomes the Prime Minister. However, there’s a catch: under the Parliamentary system (more accurately referred to as a Westminster System), merely having the most seats isn’t enough. If the winning party has more than 50% of the seats in the House of Commons, it has a majority government and generally enjoys the benefits of being the ruling party. However, if the winning party more seats than any other single party but has less than 50% of the seats, it has a minority government.

Minority governments need to bargain with or form coalitions with other parties in order to pass legislation; they are also vulnerable to motions of no confidence, which if passed, force a general election (which is why this election is taking place). There are 308 seats in the House of Commona, which means that the winning party need 155 of them to have a majority government.

The Ballot

Voting is done on paper ballots. None of this butterfly ballot or Diebold possiblyrigged voting machine nonsense. It’s good ol’ paper, using a standard format that is used nationwide. Pictured below is a sample ballot image from Elections Canada (I took it from this page), with some fake candidates (the other three names are of people whom I’ve excoriated in this blog).

Sample Canadian federal election ballot

The top part of the sheet is the ballot lists each candidate and his or her affiliation. The candidates are listed in ascending alphabetical order based on surname. You vote for your candidate by placing an X in the circle corresponding to your choice using the golf pencil provided.

Here’s the official explanation of the ballot from Elections Canada (which also explains that yes, it is illegal to eat a ballot):

Before the deputy returning officer gives a person a ballot, he/she initials it. A numbered counterfoil is attached to each ballot. The elector must thereafter proceed directly to the voting compartment, mark the ballot paper, fold it as instructed by the deputy returning officer and return it to the deputy returning officer (the form of the ballot and the voting procedure are governed by ss. 116 and 150-53 of the Canada Elections Act).

When the voter returns the ballot, the deputy returning officer verifies that it is the same one that was handed to the elector. The deputy returning officer then removes and destroys the counterfoil, and returns the ballot to the elector to deposit in the ballot box or, at the elector’s request, deposits it in the ballot box.

When the polls close, ballots are counted by hand in front of the candidates’ representatives.

The process is described quite simply in Elections Canada’s School Elections Officer Guide, which features a student council election process modelled closely after the real thing.

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ESRI/Bell Mobility Location-Based Services Seminar Next Week — Reschedule for the Afternoon! [Update]

Updated! The seminar’s been moved to the afternoon

(yaaaaay!). Read on for an explanation.

This was

also posted to Tucows

Developer.

Why ESRI and Bell Canada decided to hold a

developer seminar at 7:30 in the morning is a

mystery to me, but location-based services for cellphones (for example,

using your cellphone to locate the nearest coffee shop or liquor store)

is a contender to be an important technology, so I’ve got to

attend.

The seminar

(more

details in this entry) takes place on Tuesday, January 31st

and is out in Mississauga. I just got some email saying that the

seminar’s been moved to the

afternoon…

Thank you for your interest in

LBS (Location Based Services) Developer Day, January 31st. We have had

an overwhelming response to this joint Bell Mobility and ESRI Canada

event and have had to reschedule this meeting for the afternoon. As

Bell Mobility Headquarters is a secure site, attendee names must be

registered with Bell in advance of the event so on the day your secure

name tag will be available. Please RSVP by return mail that you are

coming. Unfortunately there cannot be any walk-ins on the day of the

event. 

Registration will start at 12:30

noon for 1:30 pm start.  The event will end at 5:00 pm. Light

refreshments will be

served.

If you still

need a lift, let me know in the comments or drop me a

line.

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We’ll Be Dropping By San Francisco on February 5th!

This was also posted to Tucows

Developer.

Don’t forget: on Sunday,

February 5th, Ross and I will be holding a developer

dinner/meetup in San Francisco! Wanna get together and talk

tech and other things with me and the boss

in February? See

this entry for details.