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Kung Hey Fat Choy! (Happy Chinese New Year!)

Before I forget, let me wish you all a happy Chinese New Year! This year, it’s the Year of the Ox, so it’s only fitting that I post a picture of him:

Black and white photo of Jon "The Ox" Enwistle of the Who in their earlier days
Jon "The Ox" Entwistle, bassist for The Who.

For more on the Year of the Ox and Chinese astrology, this article at SFGate.com should help get you started.

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T-Shirt of the Day

I’m at CUSEC (Canadian University Software Engineering Conference) in Montreal, where Daniel, pictured below, is wearing the T-shirt of the day, devoted to The Greatest Sci-Fi Movie of All Time: Zardoz!

Daniel in his "Zardoz" T-shirt

Daniel screened this one himself, and he’s promised me one. Looking forward to wearing it!

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My Inaugural Swearing-In Ceremony

This article was originally posted in Global Nerdy.

On Tuesday, the day that Barack Obama got sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, my 3-month probationary period at Microsoft also ended and I became a full-fledged Microsoft Developer Evangelist. I figured that if Obama could have a swearing-in ceremony to mark his official entrance into his new job, why couldn’t I?

As luck would have it, I was at the Vancouver Convention Centre to speak at Microsoft’s TechDays conference, where the Microsoft logo was projected onto the waterfall on the second floor. It made a pretty good backdrop for the ceremony, which was conducted by my fellow Developer Evangelist John Bristowe. I swore my oath on a “Techie Crunch” box, a cereal box containing the swag we gave to every attendee:

This magic moment would’ve been lost forever if it weren’t for videographer, blogger and man-about-tech Warren Frey, who was recording interviews for TechVibes and caught it for posterity. Thanks, Warren! I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

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Diversity of Species in the Rainforest

I found this poster amusing – click it to see a larger version:

"Diversity of Species in the Rainforest" poster, featuring all the different makes and models of forest-harvesting equipment

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The Lamentation of the Voters (Photo of the Day)

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger holding a sword at a meeting

The title of this photo when I found it was “And now, I shall slash the Caleeefornia budget”.

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“Save the Sea Kittens”: PETA’s Lamest Campaign Yet

Screenshot of PETA's "Save the Sea Kittens" site

PETA – the food Taliban – continue to scrape of the bottom of the barrel for ideas. Their latest campaign is Save the Sea Kittens, in which they attempt to stop people from eating fish by branding them as “Sea Kittens”.

I have bad news for you: I’m Asian, and I think of cats as egg rolls waiting to happen.

Scene from the "South Park" episode "Fun with Veal"

The concept of rebranding animals in order to stop people from eating them isn’t terribly original. It was done in South Park back in April 2002 in the episode Fun With Veal. In the episode, the kids try to save a herd of baby cows from being turned into veal by stealing them and demanding that the beef industry rebrand veal as “tortured baby cow meat”. In the end, they have to stop; as a result of going vegetarian, Stan breaks out in vaginas and only an infusion of meat stops him from “turning into a total pussy”.

[Found via kottke.]

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Greeting Cards for the Inauguration

The people at someecards are always creating timely new cards to fit the current zeitgeist, so I wasn’t surprised when they came up with plenty for tomorrow’s festivities. Click on any of the cards below to send them to a friend!

Greeting card: "We've now learned that a decimated economy, a clusterfucked war, and the worst-run Republican campaign in history is all it takes for America to elect a black guy."

Greeting card: "It may take a while to adjust to a president who doesn't fill every speech with cringe-inducing gaffes, denial and arrogance."

Greeting card: "This inauguration feels like the first date with a really great guy after an eight-year dysfunctional relationship with a loser who spent all my money."

Greeting card: "Just curious if you're interested in watching the inauguration even though your candidate lost."

Greeting card: "I firmly believe Obama is going to fuck things up less."

Greeting card: "Let's celebrate a new era of racial harmony by considering drinking somewhere other than a non-threatening, mostly Caucasian bar."

Greeting card: "I'm proud to say I was alive when Bush's approval ratings sank lower than those of the only president ever forced to resign."

Let’s face it; people from both vote with their adrenal glands, not their brains:

Greeting card: "I can't wait to find out why we voted for Obama."

someecards tries to address everyone’s greeting card needs. There’s even a card that Steve Sailer and the Bell Curve crowd would gladly send out!

Greeting card: "I couldn't be happier to take part in the ongoing dismantling of my race's dominance."