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The Almost-Perfect Video for Celebrating Unix Time 1234567890

I would normally just post this in Global Nerdy and not here in Accordion Guy, but I can’t pass up the chance to share one of the best nerdy Sesame Street moments!

If it weren’t for the fact that the 0 isn’t at the end of the sequence, this Sesame Street video with The Count and Patrick Stewart would be perfect for celebrating Unix time 1234567890, the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. This numerically perfect moment takes place tonight at 23:31:30 GMT (in my neck of the woods – Eastern Standard Time, that’s 18:31:30).

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Joaquin Phoenix’s Awkward-a-Licious Interview on The Late Show with David Letterman

I’ve always admired people who can walk into an awkward situation and handle it with a quick wit, improvisation and aplomb. It’s a quality that I constantly strive to cultivate in myself. It’s also a quality that David Letterman has often been able to tap while interviewing some of his more difficult guests, most recently with a heavily bearded (and heavy sedated) Joaquin Phoenix on Wednesday’s Late Night show:

Letterman took would’ve been a ten-minute disaster for many other hosts and with a combination of “steering”, harnessing the audience’s goodwill toward Phoenix and gentle ribbing (“Can you tell us about your days with the Unabomber?”) turned it into one of his more memorable interviews. He even managed to evoke a smile and compliment from his spaced-out guest: “You’re a funny dude.”

Kudos to Dave for pulling it off!

Bonus reading material: Time has compiled Letterman’s top ten disastrous interviews.

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Fractal Gary Busey

I’m posting this animation for no reason other than the fact that it amuses me:

An infinitely zooming-in animation of Gary Busey

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Where Should I Hold My “Coffee and Code” Days?

Guy in a cafe using a laptop

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

From 1998 to 2000, I was self-employed. Lacking the funds to rent office space, I ended up working outside the boundaries of cubicle-land or even anything that looked like an office. I worked out of my kitchen, my business partner Adam’s living room and often by the bar at the old location of the Queen Street cafe known as Tequila Bookworm. Being a gregarious and social guy, I enjoyed working at “The ‘Worm”, mixing work with mingling with both the people who came to the cafe and the people who worked there (which led to a story I call Worst Date Ever, which was actually a lot of fun, even back then).

Today, I’m a Sith Lord – er, Developer Evangelist — at Microsoft. In addition to the cool red lightsaber and the ability to hurl lightning bolts, I also have the benefit of being a remote worker, which means I can choose where I work. I’ve got a nice home office setup and I can go hang out at the Evangelist Corner at the Mississauga office, but neither of these locations puts me anywhere where you can come up and talk to me.

That’s why I plan have a “Coffee and Code” day at least once a week. On these days, I plan to work from a wifi-equipped cafe, where you can walk right up to me and talk.

This brings me to my question: Where should I set up? A better way of putting this question might be “Where should I set up so that it’s convenient for you to drop by and have a word with me?” As long as it’s got wifi and it’s somewhere in Toronto, if it’s at a place that’s convenient for a lot of developers and techies, that’s where I want to be.

If you have any suggestions, please let me know in the comments!

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In Transit

Air Canada Embraer 190

Pictured above is an Embraer 190, the exact type of plane I’m flying today from Seattle back home to Accordion City this morning. Air Canada’s seat layout for their Embraer 190s is two on the left side of the aisle and two on the right, each seat has its own entertainment unit and each pair of seats has a power outlet. I expect to be far more comfortable than I was in United’s “Economy Minus” section, where I sat on the way here.

Regular posting should resume this evening.

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Help Cheril Vernon and Her Family

cheril_vernon_burned_housePictured to the right is what remains of the Palestine, Texas house of b5media blogger Cheril Vernon and her family after a fire. Thankfully, the 3 family members who were at home were able to escape. Less fortunate were their two dogs and cat, who did not escape. Their home, which was not insured, was completely destroyed.

The local Red Cross is providing assistance to the family, but the folks at b5media, with whom I used to work, asked me to reach out to you in the blogging community to offer what assistance you can.

Please consider making a donation to Cheril and her family via PayPal with the ‘donate’ button below:

If you have any physical donations you’d like to make to the family, please contact Angie Alvarado at The Palestine Herald at 903-729-0281.

Cheril Vernon has been a positive force in the b5media community. Her positive attitude and willingness to learn have made her a pleasure to work with. She writes three blogs for b5media: NewToTV.com (twitter), MischaNews.com and GossipGirlReport.com. Cheril is also Community Editor for The Palestine Herald.

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“You are a Douche” Cards

Stack of "You are a douche" business cards

Five bucks (U.S.) will get you 25 of these “You are a Douche” cards from Orange32. Here’s their description of these cards:

Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved.

Whether a single order will suffice will depend on your line of work and the company you keep.