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Rosh Hashanah Rock Anthem

In honour of Rosh Hashanah — the Jewish new year — and the High Holidays, here’s Rosh Hashanah Rock Anthem (done to the tune of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem).

Special thanks to Harley “H-Fizzle” Finkelstein for finding this!

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Me and My Buddies Tried to Get Into Your Mom’s on Saturday Night…

Joey deVilla, Kevin Hale and Jonathan Kay at the door of Your Mom's Downtown Bar in Omaha.

…but she’s closed for renovations.

(That’s me from Shopify, Kevin Hale from Wufoo and Jonathan Kay from Grasshopper, out on the town in Omaha on Saturday night. Thanks to Christelle Lachapelle from BatchBlue for the photo!)

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Hello from Omaha / Some Wonkiness with the Blog

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Hello from Omaha! I’m here for the weekend to represent Shopify at BarCamp Omaha — if you’re interested, I’ve written it up in a little more detail here.

I know that The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century isn’t looking quite right. I think something’s gone weird with this particular installation of WordPress (my other blog, Global Nerdy, doesn’t have this problem). I’m looking into it.

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Happy 45th Birthday, Star Trek!

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Bow chicka wah-wah!

It had some of the sillier plots and ideas to come from popular sci-fi, full of bad acting and even worse special effects, mired in some (but not all) the norms of 1950s and 1960s television, but it still somehow managed to influence pop culture and a lot of technologies – from the “flip” design of earlier mobile phones to Uhura’s Bluetooth earpiece to the iPad, to name a couple — and find a place in many a geek’s heart, including this one’s. It was Star Trek, now known as Star Trek: The Original Series or TOS for short, and it made its debut on this day 45 years ago: September 8th, 1966.

There are a lot of ways to pay tribute to Star Trek and its spin-offs, but here’s a way a lot of people won’t point you to: some very well-made fan films that I’ve found rather enjoyable – in fact, in some cases, they’re a little better than the original series.

If there’s an ultimate Trek fan, I’d have to say it’s James Cawley, who used the money from his Elvis impersonator gig to fund his fan series titled Star Trek: Phase II. There are some pretty good episodes in this series: some interesting storytelling, some better acting, and far improved visuals. Here are the episodes…

In Harm’s Way: The Doomsday Machines have screwed up history, but Spock has a plan to fix it, with the assistance of the Guardian of Forever:

To Serve All My Days: Captain Kirk needs his best weapons officer on the bridge, but Lt. Chekov is incapacitated with a debilitating disease that is causing him to age rapidly… a disease for which Dr. McCoy can find no cure. This one has special guest star Walter Koenig, the Chekov from TOS and was written by D.C. Fontana, who wrote episodes for TOS:

World Enough and Time: A Romulan weapons test goes awry and snares the Enterprise in an inter-dimensional trap. Lt. Commander Sulu returns to find himself 30 years out of place and the key to saving the crew of the Enterprise as the precarious grasp on their own dimension begins to slip.This one has special guest star George “Just Say” Takei, the Sulu from TOS:

Blood and Fire, Parts 1 and 2: This one’s got it all – a two-parter, a big space battle, survival horror with Regulan bloodworms, gay ensigns and Denise Crosby from Star Trek: The Next Generation playing an interesting role.

Enemy: Starfleet: The USS Eagle, lost eight years before, is now in the clutches of a woman who bends starships and their captains to her will and has been reverse engineered into a fleet that is bent on domination and genocide.

Finally, there’s Of Gods and Men, a fan film featuring some of the New Voyages sets and cast and a whole mess of “real” Trek actors, including Nichelle Nichols (Uhura), Walter Koenig (Chekov), Alan Ruck (Captain John Harriman, from Start Trek: Generations), Tim Russ (Tuvok from Voyager), Ethan Phillips (Neelix from Voyager), Robert Walker Jr. (“Charlie” from the Charlie X TOS episode) and cameos by actors from other Star Trek series:

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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What Do the Richest Chinese Want to Do? Get the Hell Out of China.

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The Chinese government makes it a regular practice to showcase China’s economic success as a way of selling their one-party, my-way-or-the-highway system of ruling. However, when you interview some of the people who’ve benefitted quite handsomely from that success, it turns out that they want to enjoy their wealth elsewhere: the U.S. and Canada. I can’t say that I blame them – for all the problems we do have, West still remains best.

(Also noteworthy in the linked article: the comments section, especially the tinfoil hatters who keep going “See? And you Obama-lovers want the U.S. to become like China!”)

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Logo Rivalry

Series of logos drawn using the logos of their competitors, such as the Windows logo drawn using tiny versions of the Apple logo and the Apple logo drawn using tiny version of the Windows logo. Logos in this piece: Windows/Apple, Firefox/Internet Explorer, Cannon/Nikon, McDonald's/Burger King, Coke/Pepsi

Interesting: logos for companies, drawn using their primary competitors’ logos. Click on the picture to see it at full size.

I found this artwork without attribution. Anyone out there know who made this? Let me know in the comments.

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Open Office Hours: This Afternoon at The Roastery (401 Richmond)

Mug of coffee and an Apple wireless keyboard

I’m holding “Open Office Hours” this afternoon at The Roastery at 401 Richmond (near the corner of Richmond and Spadina). I’ll be working all afternoon from there, and you’re invited to drop in and say hello. Whether you want to talk about Shopify, “the industry” or just catch up, you’ll be able to catch me there between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m.. Come on down!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.