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It’s Gary Gygax Day!

Today, July 27th, is the birthday of E. Gary Gygax, the father of Dungeons and Dragons. I misspent a good number of teenage afternoons as a DM or shopping at the old Mr. Gameway’s Ark on Yonge Street just south of Bloor, and it’s all thanks to him.

I got my start when someone gave me the Basic Dungeons and Dragons set (the 1981 edition), which was simple enough to get you started:

It featured a set of dice (not all that hot, but okay enough for newbies) and the introductory module, The Keep on the Borderlands, written by Gygax himself:

There are still little details from this module that are still etched into my brain, such as the fact that “bree-YARK” is Kobold for “Hey, rube!” (And I’m not the only one.)

I graduated to AD&D, and this was my ever-present companion:

Can’t…resist…reposting…this excerpt:

Ah, the Random Harlot Encounter Table. Good times.

Gary reached 0 HP four years ago. His influence still abounds today — you may even feel his presence at the upcoming Fan Expo taking place here in Accordion City in a few weeks. Let’s raise 1d20 ounces of our favourite beverage, and salute Gary!

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Gym Advice: Friends Don’t Let Friends Skip the Leg Day

Seriously, guys: it sometimes doesn’t feel as satisfying as upper body day, but the “chicken legs” look will never be “in”, and it’s not healthy, either.

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A Chart of 30 Years of Mass Shootings in the U.S.

Graph courtesy of Mother Jones. Click to see the original.

Thanks to Siobhan O’Flynn for the find!

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I Like Rice to Riches’ Honesty

Storefront of Rice to Riches: 'Dozens of delicious flavors and 3 shitty ones.'

Rice to Riches is a rice pudding restaurant in New York’s NoLIta neighbourhood, and they’re not afraid to tell the truth. I wonder which three flavours they’re talking about.

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I’m Back in Accordion City

I’ve been gone for a while, so my popping up at my old haunts may be as surprising as this:

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I Think Mitt Prefers to Think of Sally Ride as a “Confirmed Bachelorette”

I love this comeback to Mitt Romney’s PR tweet disguised as a eulogy for Sally Ride:

Click the image to see the tweets.

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An Attempt at Bacon Poetry