If you don’t know what the above image is all about, just click on it. (Don’t worry, it’s safe for all audiences.)
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Happy 4th of July from Florida!
(But c’mon, dude — be a gent and take the backpack.)
Thanks to David Janes for the find!
Need context? See the previous article.
The image of the McCloskeys above matches the imagery in the video for the best white-bread interpretation of a gangsta rap classic — Dynamite Hack’s cover of Boyz in the Hood — that I have to close with it:
After claiming to have attempted delivery to our house twice — claims invalidated our front door camera — things were looking up. Yesterday, I got a call at 12:29 (as recorded on my phone’s call log) that I would receive my delivery from UPS that day. And miracle of miracles, the UPS truck showed up yesterday afternoon at 4:55!
I know the time the truck arrived, because the front door cam caught the truck and the porch cam captured me recording the truck’s arrival for posterity:
The driver parked the truck, got out of his seat, and stepped into the back. I could hear shuffling and rumbling as he searched for the delivery. This continued for three minutes.
And then he emerged from the back and said, “Sorry, sir, it’s not on this truck. It might be on another truck passing through later today.”
No other truck passed through later that day.
Hey, UPS — you’re not very good at this, are you?