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R.I.P. Lemmy

rip lemmy

So long, and thanks for all the beautiful noise. On the bright side, he’s one with The Force now.

In his honor:

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I knew it!

everybody hated raymond

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When your business’ biggest risk is clearly pointed out in its name

the ultimate laser adventure

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OF COURSE there’s a “Star Wars opening crawl” creator…

special edition opening crawl

Head on down to the Star Wars official site and take it out for a spin. And yes, someone’s already used it to Rickroll.

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One Christmas Eve a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

christmas on coruscant

Note that there are no reindeer. My guess is that they met the same fate as Luke Skywalker’s tauntaun.

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The best 3D printer ever

best 3d printer ever

Yes, I’m aware of the sorts of wonderful things you can make with a 3D printer, but at 7:45 a.m. after a good workout, the only 3D printer that matters is my hotel’s 3D pancake printer. I loved it enough to shoot some footage and add an appropriate soundtrack:

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The “save my seat while I use the bathroom” accordion cafe hack

accordion at starbucks

About once a week, I work out of a cafe rather than at the home office. As you might already know, coffee is a tricky beast that sends you to the bathroom for a couple of reasons. If you’re at the cafe solo, you’re faced with the question “what can I leave at my table to hold it while I’m in the can?”

I could leave a coat or jacket on the chair, but I’m in Florida, where you often don’t have them handy because you don’t need them. That’s when accordion comes in handy: it marks your spot, and accordion thefts, as the joke goes*, are quite rare.

The joke goes like this: I parked my car in a rough part of town and left my accordion on the back seat. When I got back, my window was smashed in, and I now had two accordions.