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I’ve just come back from an evening out with my coworkers Darryl,

Andrew and Sandra, buzzed off a fair number of Crown-Royal-and-Cokes,

dark beers, and getting invited by the band to join them onstange in a

performance of Steepenwolf’s Born to be Wild.

I’m drunk, but far too amped to fall asleep just yet, so here is the

Accordion Guy Eightfold Noble Path to Living Well (with apologies to Siddhartha Gautama for stealing his schtick):

  • Snile broadly
  • Laugh lustily
  • Eat sensibly
  • Exercise regularly
  • Code completely (a tip of the hat to Steve McConnell)
  • Party heartily
  • Learn constantly
  • Give generously
  • Love unconditionally
  • Make sure your last words aren’t “Hey, everybody — watch this!”

Well, that’s enough intoxipontification. Now, to bed.

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If I Know You, I Probably Owe You a Phone Call

I’ve taken on some ambitious work and career-building projects (as well

as the ambitious project of getting married), so my time’s been at a

premium and I owe a number of people phone calls, emails, appearances

at their fabulous karaoke shows and the like. I promise I’ll get back to you folks soon.

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Five Reasons to Vote for Accordion Guy for "Best Canadian Blog" in the 2005 Bloggies

Voting on the 2005 Bloggies

closes on Thursday, February 3rd at 10:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time

(that’s GMT-5). If you enjoy this blog, please vote for it for “Best

Canadian Blog”!

And now the five reasons — five particularly well-received entries from 2004:

  • Christine on the Secret Swing
    The

    story that ended up on Boing Boing, leading to MuchMusic and the Globe

    and Mail contacting me about its location and subsequently doing

    stories on it.

  • Must-Know Canadian Tunes?
    In

    which I ask for readers’ help to suggest pop/rock songs that are part

    of the Canadian experience that my love fiancee, who is American, may

    not have heard..

  • The Breakup Style of PowerPoint
    We spend at least 40 hours a week at work — surely some office culture has seeped into unexpected places in our lives.
  • Quite Possibly the First Time the Word “Blog” was Used in Comics
    The

    teenaged Spider-Man was a pretty angsty guy — I’m sure he’d have had a

    LiveJournal — but the credit goes to Superman for what was possibly

    the first time the word “blog” was used in comics.

  • Almost 30 Years Later, and I Still Don’t Belong
    In

    which an extremely right-wing writer gets up my nose about who’s really

    Canadian and who’s not. It aslo gave rise to this button, which got

    bandied about a lot more than I thought it ever would:

    Banner: My Canada includes Accordion Guy

    It doesn’t get any more Canadian than this!

Please vote, and thank you for your support!

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The Old Adage About Goldfish and the Size of the Bowl [Updated]

Update – January 28, 2005, 1:57 p.m. EST: Fixed some broken links. Enjoy!


Over the past couple of weeks, Tucows has been rearranging its office

space. The office has been expanded dramatically; we’ve taken over a

large, airy second-floor office next door.

Before we got this space, a department’s members could be scattered

about the office; it was much easier to simply give a new hire the

first available desk rather than rearrange a large number of people to

accomodate the hire. It was actually possible to be on the other side

of the office from the rest of your department.

The new space has given us a chance to regroup the departments and

leave each one some empty desks to accomodate new hires. Most

departments get a cluster or aisle of workstations. This has proven to

be a really interesting development for my department, Research and

Innovation, which consists of three people. Boss Ross gets a “boss”

workstation at the end of the aisle, which has left me and Darryl with

an entire aisle of 12 workstations all to ourselves. Rather than let

this lovely space go to waste, we’ve taken over the whole space and

turned it into the next best thing to having a private office.

Click on any of these thumbnails to see the corresponding full-size picture.

The ongoing work on our aisle will appear in this photo album.

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Virtual Bubble Wrap — M.I.A.

Hello, regular readers and visitors from BoingBoing! [BoingBoing referred to this blog in an entry posted earlier today.]

Alas, I’ve taken down the pages on which Virtual Bubble Wrap lived. I’ve been planning to put them up somewhere, but just haven’t gotten around to it. Luckily, I posted a standalone Windows version last year. You can get it from this entry.

Screen shot: Standalone version of Mackerel's Virtual Bubble Wrap.

Although BoingBoing‘s Xeni Jardin says that Cory Doctorow says that I am the father of all bubble wrap game sites, the real credit for Virtual Bubble Wrap should go to its creators, Dave Groff and Kevin Steele (creative directors of Mackerel Interactive Multimedia, where I got my first job out of university) and its first coder, Karl Borst (also of Mackerel). They created it to be part of The Mackerel Stack, an interactive presentation handed on a single floppy disk. My contribution was re-implementing it in Shockwave for Director so that it could be put onto the web.

I’ve probably mentioned it a million times before, but I’ll do it again: Cory Doctorow wrote a elegy for Mackerel titled Burying the Fish. It was intended for Wired, but never made it to print.

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It Just Dawned on Me That Bill Gates is Partially Responsible for My First Kiss (and Now I Need a Drink)

Take a look at this screen shot from an old IBM PC game whose filename

was “DONKEY.BAS” (the “.BAS” filename extension denotes that the

program was written in the BASIC programming language):

I will bet that I am the only human being who feels an old adolescent

twinge whenever I see this screen. The reason is that back in 1983,

when I was just shy of turning 16, I was reverse engineering this game

on my friend’s dad’s IBM PC when a girl interrupted me for my first

alcoholic drink and kiss. Had I not been at that machine, that

experience could potentially have been delayed by years (you must

remember that it was 1983, well before the Internet and geek chic made

nerds cool).

Today, I discovered that Bill Gates himself co-wrote DONKEY.BAS. If

Bill hadn’t written that cheesy little demo program, my personal

history would’ve been far less interesting. The girl, you see, was so

much trouble that the rest of the story, I’m afraid, is unbloggable.

Needless to say, the thought of ol’ Bill’s involvement in my first

kiss, however tangential, is a little irksome. I need to do a

double-shot of Crown Royal now.

Photo: Doctored photo of Bill Gates hugging Joey deVilla.

Thank you, Bill…yeeeeesh.


If you want to play DONKEY.BAS or see its innards, check out this entry on IndieGameDev, where I’ve posted both an executable that’ll run on any Windows box (even XP!) and the BASIC source code.

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Starbucks I Have Known

In an article titled Maximum Starbucks Density, Jason Kottke points to a blog entry by Justin Blanton, who used the Starbucks locator web page

and discovered that there are 43 Starbucks branches within a 5-mile

radius of his apartment. He challenged readers to beat that. I can, with 51 branches. The record — a whopping 170 Starbucks — belongs to an area “around Broadway in NYC”.

While looking at some of the locations on the map of the Starbucks near

my house, I got the urge to annotate the map (classifying things

qualifies as a recreational activity in the nerd world). Here’s what I

put together — click the map below for a larger version: