Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele and Headturban, here’s a sampling of incredibly cheesy newspaper ads for movies, whose vintage ranges from 1959 to 1977 (click the photo below to see them at full size). They’re schlock-tastic!
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Author: Joey deVilla
It’s a day late, but here’s an amusing Hallowe’en comic courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele:
In torture-related news, Dilbert creator Scott Adams — whose opinion matters among the educated, rationalist, leaning-towards-libertarian crowd (geeks, technologists and such) — has shifted slightly in his opinion on torture, from “pro” to “undecided”:
The media have trotted out expert after expert to say that regular non-torture interrogation is MORE effective than torture. I discounted those experts as selectively chosen by the liberal media. One thing that all of the experts seemed to have in common is that none of them had USED torture. So how would they know torture was worse than the alternative?
But much time has passed since this debate began. You’d think that the proponents of torture (cough, cough, Fox New, cough) would have produced one credible torturer to say, “Torture works great! I get all of my information in minutes and I’m home to help the kids with homework by five!”
Or perhaps the media could find one torture victim who would say, “I wasn’t going to tell them anything until they started water-boarding me. Man, that stuff works!”
Now granted, it might be hard to find someone to confess to being a torturer. And it might be even harder to find someone who was tortured who is willing to endorse it. But it seems to me that with all the torturing going on, you could at least find a friend of a friend who saw it work. Or the American government could find some CIA operative who is willing to be filmed in silhouette with his voice garbled saying he’s seen torture produces excellent results.
But nothing? For years?
Move me to the skeptical column. The burden is on the proponents of torture to produce some proof that it works. I still don’t rule out the possibility that torture can be effective, but if it’s being done in my name, I want some fucking evidence.
…and the results have been less than optimal. Read this story (and more) on Global Nerdy.
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My 20th High School Reunion
On Saturday, I attended a reunion for the school where I spent grades 6 through 13 (back then, there were 5 years of high school in Ontario), De La Salle College “Oaklands”, a Catholic school located just north of downtown Accordion City. It sounds strange saying this, but it was my class’ twentieth anniversary of graduation. Twenty years!
It was good seeing some of the old gang — Nick Catre (the Filipino Eric Cartman), Steve Bucic (fun guy and troublemaker extraordinaire), Anthony Famularo (learned, impartial and very relaxed), Borys Gogus (always up for a drink), to name only a few. It was also good to catch up with one of my favorite teachers, Mr. Tony Ellis, who brought science to life with his giant slinkies (to demonstrate waves), his dead cat (which he used to charge plastic for electrostatics demos) and pranking us by nitrogen triiodide, a compound so unstable that it often exploded just just a touch. (Mr. Ellis also evangelized Crazy Go Nuts University, which played a role in my going there.) I wish my computer science teachers, Messrs. Joe Clarkson and Tony Etele and my English teacher, John Cheley had been there too.
The campus looks a little bit different now, but I’ve got to admit that it looks shinier — that’s the effect of their switch to becoming a fully private school after my departure. I’m sure that going co-ed (geez, why didn’t we have girls in our day?) helps too — we were always less slovenly when ladies were present.
Glenn Douglas made the best observation of the night: “The changes in us aren’t so dramatic as they were at our ten-year reunion,” and he’s right. It’s a much bigger leap from graduating from high school to having finished university and going to work or grad school.
It was also good to hear that “Del” is still known for academics. In our day, 90% of us who graduated went on to university or college; I’ve seen school where that number is closer to 15. This is still the case, and Del still has to turn away 2 applicants for every student they accept.
I had a great time catching up with everyone, and even the Ginger Ninja enjoyed herself. Thanks, guys!
(Maybe I’ll have to post some high school stories here.)
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New Articles on "Global Nerdy"
Techies: you can either read our tech blog, Global Nerdy, or wallow in the filth of your own ignorance and uncoolness.
- A Tale of Two Swagmen: Back when we were in a band, George had the better “chick magnetism” as he was the bassist and I played keyboards (and not just keyboards, but keytar!). The shoe’s on the other foot these days — my swag-fu is better than his.
- TiddlyWiki: The powerful little Ajax wiki that’s getting a lot of mention these days.
- Six-Word Stories About Programming Languages: Programming languages explain themselves in stories six words in lengths. Perl’s is “They’ll come crawling back. You’ll see!”. (No, they won’t.)
- Google Ad Sales Reorgs Around the Customer: It looks as though Google Ads will move to one account director per account, which will encapsulate all its ad types — search, mobile, video, audio and so on. Who benefits? Who loses?
- Apple Shows .Mac Mail Some Love, Web 2.0-Style: Apple’s Web 2.0 renovations to .Mac mail are a step in the right direction, but they still have a way to go.
- Program Lets Anyone Print Boarding Passes…To Gitmo!: The grad student who made the program that prints out fake boarding passes was trying to demonstrate how bad airport secuirty is, not help terrorists.
- CAPTCHAs: More Effective Than You’ve Been Led to Believe: Don’t believe the naysayers: just look on the ‘net for proof that CAPTCHAs work!
- Eve isn’t the Real Attacker!: For years, security scenarios have told you the story from ALice and Bob’s point of view. At long last, Eve gets her say.
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Recent Articles on Global Nerdy
If you like tech news, you’ll love Global Nerdy:
- Tired: Mile-High Club. Wired: WiFi Club.: A link to the list of airlines that offer internet connectivity on their planes.
- Jason Calacanis Swiped Our 5-Step Plan for Becoming an A-Lister!: That rat-bastard keeps stealing our ideas!
- Scoble: Zune Isn’t the Next Wonder Glove Monkey
- Vox: MySpace for the Literate: “Privacy tools, pleasing aesthetics, and low-key advertising. Vox is like the anti-MySpace.”
- Feeling Ignored by Sony and Microsoft? Nintendo Loves You!: Nintendo knows where the challenge lies: it’s not in taking on Microsoft or Sony, but the market that those two ignore.
- Who Are You, and What Are You Doing Here?: Well before the web, advertising have always asked: Are the right people reading my ads? Are they responding?
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XBox 360: Day One
Mmmm…Zombie-killin’ time!
Last night, before heading home, I went to Blockbuster to rent a couple of games on which to give my new XBox 360 a test run.
“Get something fun for me,” said the Ginger Ninja. This was going to be difficult, as the 360 seems to be the console that pays the least attention to the casual gamer and especially women. If there ain’t killin’, adventurin’ or scorin’ goals on the opposin’ team, the pickings are slim. As a person who thinks of himself as a “fair play” sort of guy but who also likes killin’ and adventurin’ games, I often find myself going back and forth between the attitudes of:
- It’s a shame that game manufacturers have no idea of how to write games that appeal to women
- I’m not responsible for your gender’s lame-o Gilmore Girls lifestyle choices, sister!
The nearby blockbuster was out of the disc featuring Bejeweled 2, so I picked the Open Season game for Wendy.
For me, based on what I’d heard and the comments in this entry, I got the stuck-in-a-shopping-mall thriller Dead Rising. I had myself a grand old time killing zombies with two-by-fours, garbage cans, the unexpectedly powerful flat-screen TV, baseball bats and my current favourite: the lawnmower. Nothing kills masses of suburban undead like a bad attitude and a gassed-up John Deere.
Alas, since mine is a Core System rather than the Full System, it doesn’t come with the hard drive (I can’t complain, I got it for free and I can upgrade). Without a hard drive or a memory card, any time I get killed in Dead Rising, I have to start over from the beginning, which makes the box nearly useless. I’d like to know two things:
- If I get the hard drive, is there any point to getting a memory card?
- Can I any old USB storage device — say a USB key or iPod — to save games and XBox gamer profiles?