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Happy Pride Weekend, Toronto!

Pride month zima

Although LGBT Pride Month has ended and today’s the last day of Pride Toronto, I wanted to give a shout-out to everyone there. I thought I’d do it with this photo from Certified Bullshit Technician; that blog always has a line on the good stuff.

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Org Charts of the Big Tech Companies (Plus an Enhancement)

This set of satirical, funny-because-it’s-true org charts for big tech companies has been doing the internet rounds for the past couple of days. (The original version, by “Manu”, is here.) It shows the chain of command at Amazon, Google, Facebook, my former company Microsoft, Apple and Oracle. Take a look:

Org charts tech companies

This weekend, someone showed me the org charts and asked me how true-to-life the Microsoft org chart was. I told him “It’s a satire piece, and as such, they’re going to take some liberties with the truth for comic effect. I’d have drawn it like this…”

Microsoft org chart

I kid because I love.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Lost Moments #1: My Wiener is Smokin’

Joeys smokin wiener

This is the first in a series of blog entries that have been sitting in my “Drafts” folder for far too long. They’re things I meant to post sometime in the past few months and never got around to until now. Enjoy!

Here’s a photo that was taken a month back, at a hay ride and cookout on Wolfe Island. I was in Kingston for the 20th anniversary of my graduating class — Applied Science ’91 — at Crazy Go Nuts University.

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Happy Canada Day!

Like a canadian boss

Okay, now I’m ready to hit the streets.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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What to Do When Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons

Yeah.

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Hitler Finds Out About Final Cut Pro X

I thought that parodies of the movie Der Untergang (re-titled Downfall in English-speaking markets), in which Hitler’s nervous breakdown in the bunker were re-subtitled in all sorts of crazy ways, were played out, but Hitler Finds Out About Final Cut Pro X made me laugh out loud.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Krista Erickson’s Incredibly Dickish Interview with Margie Gillis [Updated]

The “interview”, part one

The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council is being overwhelmed with complaints about this incredibly dickish interview shown on Sun News Network (Canada’s new cable new channel, a very thinly-disguised FOX News clone) featuring host Krista Erickson and Canadian dance icon Margie Gillis. The interview starts with the mandatory faux-niceties but soon devolves into an attack on funding – a fair topic for debate – but in a way so applallingly rude that “dickish” is the only adjective that describes it properly.

The “interview”, part two

Erickson goes through both the standard list of logical fallacies and a laundry list of dickish conversational techniques in the interview (including the aw-shucks “I don’t understand highfalutin’ concepts” and “I’m just a Philistine” quips coupled with the most condescending tone of voice you’ll hear this side of a high school guidance consellor). Perhaps she’s trying to establish herself as Canada’s Ann Coulter. It’s to Gillis’ credit that she handles Erickson’s boorish treatment with composure and grace. This “interview” – it’s so much an ambush that I have to enclose the word in “sarcasm tongs” – is such a good example of the extremes of how to and how not to conduct yourself in an interview that it should be used as media training material.

The caption for the YouTube video provides some steps you can take. As much as I dislike Sun News Network, I don’t think they should be taken off basic cable. I do think that they could stand to have a little heat put on them, and I’m a firm believer in voting with your dollar: if you don’t like what you saw, don’t give their sponsors any money, and let them know why. And finally, no matter what your stance on arts funding is, give Gillis a “like” on her Facebook page, even if only for showing us that grace and kindness is the face of incivility and boorishness is still appreciated.

We can respond by filing a complaint with the the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council (http://www.cbsc.ca/english/complaint/form.php) using the following information:

Sun News; Canada Live with Krista Erickson; June 1, 2011; 4:15 p.m.

When detailing your concerns, be sure to mention Sun News’ clear violation of Clause 5 of the CAB Code of Ethics (http://www.cbsc.ca/english/codes/cabethics.php#Clause5).

Update: The CBSC isn’t taking any more complaints for this case; see the update below.

As well, you can send a written complaint, mailed to the CRTC (Secretary General, CRTC, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0N2), asking that Sun News be taken out of basic cable programming. Scroll down about half-way in this link to find the instructions specific to filing a complaint with them (http://www.crtc.gc.ca/eng/INFO_SHT/G8.HTM). In your letter, be sure to write out the URL for the online video:

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/video/971454253001

…so that they can still reference it even after the four week deadline for complaints.

You can also consider boycotting the companies that support Quebecor and thus Sun News. See Margie’s most recent post for the list. English:https://www.facebook.com/notes/margie-gillis/how-to-help-stop-sun-news-tv-hat…

There’s also a twitition to sign: http://twitition.com/6v4go
and you can write to your M.P. and ask him or her to take the issue up in the House of Commons: http://www.parl.gc.ca/SenatorsMembers.aspx?Language=e

And finally, you can show your support to Margie by "liking" her Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Margie-Gillis/63111821500

Update

Milan Davidovic pointed me to this page set up by the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council on the Erickson case. Here’s the key part:

While the CBSC wishes to thank everyone who has taken the time to send a complaint to the CBSC concerning the Krista Erickson interview with Margie Gillis on an episode of Canada Live, the volume of complaints already sent to us exceeds the Council’s resources.

In other words, the CBSC will be unable to respond individually to each and every complaint received on this topic, as it customarily does.  No problem, though.  The CBSC will deal with the substance of the broadcast via the Council’s normal process and a decision will be released publicly in due course.

May we also request that those of you who have not yet filed a complaint refrain from doing so?  It will not help the disposition of this file in any way since the CBSC never bases its decisions on the number of complaints it has received.  Decisions are always and only based on whether a broadcast has breached one of the CBSC’s codified standards.

So, many thanks for contacting the CBSC or contemplating doing so.  We have more than enough substance to go on to resolve the concerns regarding the interview with Margie Gillis on an episode of Canada Live.