Author: Joey deVilla

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Here’s Anthony Bourdain’s answer to Bill Maher’s rather lame softball question: “If you had to choose between a great meal and mediocre sex, which would you choose?”

Be warned: The answer is not safe for work!

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This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

I believe that dubstep happened this way.

Bonus: Here’s a video of kids’ reactions to a dubstep video:

Once again, it’s time for Tweetgasm, Accordion City’s monthly get-together of the Twitterati. It takes place tonight at the Gladstone Hotel’s recently-redone Melody Bar from 7:00 p.m. onwards.

Tonight’s event is the “Gossip Girl” edition. I have only a guess as to what it means. Bring daddy’s credit card? The maid or butler? Designer clothes? An “I am the 1%” button?

Pink Mafia and Sony are handing out prizes tonight, and the hosts promise “many more surprises”.

I’m going to try and pass through tonight; hope to see you there!

I’ve already been asked if it’s a little weird running something like the Shopify Fund. Of course…and I’m cool with that. I’m keeping this little Venn diagram in mind:

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

(That’s me having the “Grilled Cheeseburger” – a big burger patty stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches – at the Thomson Diner on Friday with my friends Natalie and Eldon. I thought it would make a good opener for this article.)

If I had a million dollars, I’d skip past the Barenaked Ladies’ to-do list and jump straight to the suggestion made by “Lawrence” in the movie Office Space:

Alas, I do not have a million dollars, but thanks to Shopify’s recent second round of funding, I’m now in charge of a million dollars. Since I can’t use it to make Lawrence’s idea my personal reality, I’m doing the next best thing: helping fund Shopify apps with the Shopify Fund. You can find out more in my tech blog, Global Nerdy, or in the Shopify Technology Blog.

And here’s the whole “What would you do with a million dollars?” scene from Office Space:

And in the same spirit and theme, here’s the Geto Boys’ Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta, also featured in Office Space, as performed by Kermit the Frog (warning – swearing galore):