
To incur this level of wrath even after your death takes some doing.

To incur this level of wrath even after your death takes some doing.

People don’t read instructions carefully when they’re sober, never mind when they’re at a pub. I’m sure these signs are a constant source of awkwardness (for the victims) and amusement (for the audience) at whatever bar they’re at.


I like this idea: a notch cut into the armrest of this wooden chair to hold your wine glass.
Here’s a Japanese invention: a reinforced reusable shopping bag that you can put on your head and use as a helmet in case of an earthquake. It’s both an interesting idea and borderline chindogu.

I thought I’d help get the word out: Rayanne and Nicole are holding a Toronto Tumblr meetup tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. until whenever at Sin & Redemption. “Come for the excellent beer selection, stay for the hilarious internet nerdiness,” Nicole says.
I don’t have a Tumblr — the Accordion Guy blog has been serving that function so incredibly well for nearly 11 years — but many of my friends do, Anitra’s in town and hasn’t been there, and I haven’t been to S&R in a dog’s age. See you there!
If you want to attend, be sure to RSVP on the meetup’s Facebook page.

I didn’t come up with the idea for this graphic, which seems to have originated on this page at The Nest. I just spruced it up, re-did the text using the Game of Thrones (or, as Anitra and I like to call it, Boobs and Beheadings) typeface, Trajan Pro, and here you have it. Share and enjoy!
Take a look this ad for Miss Travel, a service that lets beautiful people see the world for free as the travelling companions of their customers — “doctors, lawyers, bankers, athletes, executives, entrepreneurs and millionaires who are looking to travel with an attractive person like you”:
I love that they use the catchphrase “life is short”, which is also used by the marital infidelity dating site Ashley Madison.
It reminds me of an updated version of this ad for the Velvet Jones School of Technology: