Author: Joey deVilla

I mentioned Queen Victoria last week, in my rebuttal to NOW Magazine’s pointless cheap shot at Commander Chris Hadfield (which, by the bye, got written up by Peter Nowak on the Macleans and Canadian Business sites).

Today, it’s Victoria Day, a statutory holiday here in Canada that celebrates the birthday of Queen Victoria, gives us an excuse to light up some fireworks, and marks the beginning of white pants season. I may have to break out this suit:

For this day, I give you the Kinks’ classic, Victoria. Have a safe and fun “May 2-4”!

“…The Aristocrats.”

Need context? Here’s the Wikipedia entry for the boundary-pushing comedy exercise known as The Aristocrats, a.k.a. “the world’s dirtiest joke”. If you want to see some of the best comedians’ take on it, here’s the definitive (and oh-so-very-not-safe-for-work) film on the joke: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9.

If you’ve ever had a dog, you know that if they could talk, a lot of your conversations would go like this.

Update: Walter Miller let me know that the text from this graphic comes from a post in the amusing Tumblr Texts From Dog.

Remember that clip I posted featuring Kit “Jon Snow from Game of Thrones” Harington a couple days ago? Somebody’s done a fine job of “fixing” the caption:

Found via Captain Sulu himself, Mr. George Takei.

Here’s a map of my travels last week:

Click the map to see it at full size.

I started last Sunday in Tampa, flew back to Toronto, where I hung out at the airport for about four hours until I caught another flight for Calgary.

While the Tampa trip (which took place the previous week) was about seeing the Special Lady (and getting work done remotely during the day), the Calgary trip was all about business. I was there to do an assessment of the current mobile device setup for an energy company, which involved going there, doing a series of 15 or so hour-long interviews with the company’s various business units, looking at their wireless, server and application infrastructure, and doing all manner of suit-meets-geek things.

We’d start our days early with a good breakfast…

…then make our way over to the client’s building…

…where they very generously set us up in a corner office with a great view of Eau Claire and the Bow River Valley. Unfortunately, we spend the lion’s share of our time in a conference room rather than our swanky corner office, but it was still a nice place to decompress between meetings and interviews, as well as to catch up on email and other administrivia.

We also spent some time at the Calgary office of Rogers, our partners in a number of projects. As you can see in the photo, we started our days fairly early during this trip.

Our earliest day was Thursday, when we caught a 6 a.m. flight…

…to Christina Lake, where we got to see the client’s operation in action. As you can see, the “tarmac” and runway aren’t paved — that’s just flat-packed dirt:

Here’s the terminal building:

And here’s the runway:

A short bus ride down a dirt road later, we arrived at the client’s production site, where we interviewed the field people and talked about their mobile infrastructure:

With our interviews complete, we caught the last flight out of Christina Lake back to Calgary…

…where we had a precious little bit of downtime before heading back to hotel and compiling our data. A busy techie’s got to have at least a little downtime, after all!

I’m heading back to Calgary to see our client, report on our findings, give them one of those whiz-bang presentations that are my stock in trade, present them with a whole lot of recommendations and a technology roadmap, and if all goes well, earn a fair profit for my efforts. It’s a lot of work, but I rather like this job.

I saw this last Friday at a shop in the Calgary airport, whose three-letter code is YYC:

and my first thought was: “Hah! Fedoras of YYC.”

In case the joke isn’t apparent, check out the Fedoras of OKC site and its FAQ, this article on fedora shaming, and Why the Fedora Grosses Out Geekdom. And remember: