Author: Joey deVilla

Once you come up with your band name, post it in the comments! Better still, if you tell me your credit card’s expiry date, I’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii!

Thanks to Peach Flambee for the find!

It’s either a new conditioner, or Han’s been adding a raw egg to Chewie’s Wookiee Chow.

This came from a number with the area code 847, which covers Chicago’s northern suburbs. I’ve since been spending an inordinate amount of time trying to ratiocinate a situation that would lead to the message “Hey boats return your hazmat”. I’m assuming that by “hazmat”, the sender means hazardous materials suit.

I don’t know if it’s what he’s daydreaming about, but it’s what I’m daydreaming about. You can find more like this on a Tumblr titled Mr. T’s Daydreams.

Thanks to Karen Geier for the find!