Author: Joey deVilla

In case you’re reading this post years from now and wondering what this is all about, here’s the explanation.

That’s a portable battery pack that he’s hooked up to his smartphone.

I assume they meant “please use the bathrooms for the disabled”, but you never know — I am personally acquainted with people who are into the sort of thing suggested by the sign’s phrasing.

My inner Freud just yelled out “Gott in Himmel!”

To my young friends who are into women but are still new at the “rumpy-pumpy” thing: stair 1 roof access is where a lot of the magic happens. Trust me on this one.