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Thanks to Carl Catron for the find!

This is also the final boss at the artisanal coffeehouse.
This is pretty much what happened to me at the grocery this afternoon:

In case you don’t get what the American Chopper argument meme is all about, here’s the explainer.
Thanks to Brian Layman for the find!

Details to follow.
This is from a Facebook group called Hurricane Dorian Safety Check-In. Look very carefully at the photo…

In case it’s not screamingly obvious to you: Please, for the love of not getting “blowed up reeeeeal good,” don’t transport or store gasoline this way. I’m also (mostly) sure both photos are posed. Mostly.
