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Once you defeat all the other craft beer drinkers…

This is also the final boss at the artisanal coffeehouse.

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My “American Chopper” experience at the self-service checkout today

This is pretty much what happened to me at the grocery this afternoon:

In case you don’t get what the American Chopper argument meme is all about, here’s the explainer.

Thanks to Brian Layman for the find!

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Cryptic announcement of the day

Details to follow.

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Hurricane Dorian post #3: My favorite hurricane tip

This is from a Facebook group called Hurricane Dorian Safety Check-In. Look very carefully at the photo…

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Hurricane Dorian post #2: Florida Man stocks up on fuel for the hurricane

In case it’s not screamingly obvious to you: Please, for the love of not getting “blowed up reeeeeal good,” don’t transport or store gasoline this way. I’m also (mostly) sure both photos are posed. Mostly.

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Hurricane Dorian post #1

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The updated history of accordion jokes in “Garfield”

Garfield has a long history of accordion jokes. Here’s the one from today, Thursday, August 18, 2019:

Thanks to Mike van de Water for the find!

Jon’s (he’s Garfield’s hapless human) love of the accordion has been a running gag in Garfield for a long time…

I once cancelled a date after being told the exact same thing! I have my pride:

Here are the rest. Enjoy!