Author: Joey deVilla

Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, and here’s hoping you get stuffed whatever way you prefer. I won’t judge.

Earlier today, the Narcissist-in-Chief tweeted the photo above.

As you can see, there’s a distinct lack of moobs in this shot. Luckily. some internet wag took the reverse approach and put Rocky Balboa’s head on Trump’s body. Here’s the result:

I love Sergio Leone’s spaghetti westerns. I love The Mandalorian, which pretty much is a spaghetti western in the Star Wars universe.

Enter Lance Krall, who took scenes from The Mandalorian and turned it into a trailer for the series, in the style of the Italian promos for the films where Clint Eastwood played “the man with no name”.

Here’s what he came up with:

And for comparison’s sake, here are the trailers for A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly:

Here’s the final fight between Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago. I’ve got to hand it to Rocky — blocking Drago’s punches with his face is a rather unorthodox approach:

Click the photo to see it at full size.

Sure, Creative Loafing may have published a list like this (in fact, that’s where I got this information), but my list is in alphabetical order, easier to read, doesn’t list stores that are closed, and gives you maps!

You may also find this handy: 10 Emergency Thanksgiving Sides You Can Throw Together in Minutes.