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In the News

This is why nobody tries to ruin my parties

CNN reports:

MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Four members
of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly
killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception — and serving
his flesh to unwitting party guests, police have said.

At the
July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin
Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride’s bottom,
said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan
province, southwest of Manila.

A few hours later, Baule, his son
Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique,
allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where
they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.

Buyot, who surrendered to
police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted
Ganay’s body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.

Do not mess with us Flips. We are badasses!

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Geek

The Only Way to Get Windows XP SP2

This article was posted to The Farm, but I thought I’d post it here too, since it’s of interest to non-programmers.

[ via BoingBoing
] Windows XP SP2 is a huge update: a whopping 266MB. Demand for it and
its fixes, among which are some feature sthat improve Windows XP’s
security, is so great that until August 25th, Microsoft is limiting
downloads to 2.5 million per day.

The site SP2Torrent.com attempted to address
this problem by making the SP2 installer available as a BitTorrent
torrent. (BitTorrent is Bram
Cohen’s

P2P multi-source downloading utility that spreads the work of serving
among downloaders. It’s win-win for distrubutors and users:
distributors have lowered bandwidth costs and users get their files
faster.) Microsoft, upon hearing about this, sent two DMCA takedown
notices to the hosts of SP2Torrent.com, one of whom was merely linking
to a torrent file on another server. Microsoft also updated their SP2
download page
with this notice:

To report a website offering
unlicensed copies of Windows XP SP2 for download, please send e-mail
to: piracy@microsoft.com or visit
http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/ReportingUs.mspx.

Take a look at that email address and URL. That’s right: users helping
users (and indirectly, Microsoft) in ways that do not harm Microsoft
are pirates.

Microsoft could argue that it’s possible for someone to make a version
of SP2 that contained malicious code, but it would also be simple for
them to build a small official application that could verify a file
sent by BitTorrent so that people could tell whether they were getting
the real fix.

Luckily, I already got my SP2 via BitTorrent. Thanks, M$. Thanks for
nothing.

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In the News

Political Map of Middle Earth

My housemate Paul sent me a link to this political map of Middle Earth:


You can’t see her at this scale, but Michelle Malkin is located right below the Eye of Sauron.

Click on the map to see the full-size version.

If you want to a “real” map of Middle Earth, check out this site.

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Uncategorized

Now all we have to do is wait for the Republicans to put together a “Heimlich Maneuver Dudes For Truth” ad

[ via Eschaton ] The Las Vegas Sun has this story about John Kerry:

Former U.S. Sen. Chic Hecht of Nevada is a staunch
Republican, but he thanks his lucky stars for Democratic presidential
hopeful Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

On July 12, 1988, Hecht was attending a weekly Republican luncheon when a piece of apple lodged firmly in his throat.

Hecht stumbled out of the room, thinking he might
vomit but not wanting to do it in front of his colleagues. Sen. Kit
Bond, R-Mo., thumped his back, but Hecht quickly passed out in the
hallway.

Just then, Kerry stepped off an elevator, rushed to Hecht’s side and gave him the Heimlich maneuver — four times.

Categories
Music

A Question Mixing Pop Music and History [Updated]

If I were to start a very image-conscious commercial-sounding boy band named Gavrilo Princip, would anybody get the joke?

Update: Here a hint — there’s an alt-rock band that the critics seem to like called Franz Ferdinand.

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Uncategorized

Nintendosoft!

FARK has a
hilarious thread in which they ask readers to Photoshop what Nintendo
games would’ve been like had they been owned by Microsoft
.

Some of my favourites:


Oh, how we used to play this game for hours back at Crazy Go Nuts University!


Zelda meets Clippy!


This
one made me laugh out loud. The suggestions in the dialog box are
actual fixes for a Nintendo cartridge that refuses to work.

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Jim Munroe Display at Pages Bookstore

You may have read in BoingBoing that Accordion City’s very own Jim Munroe, author of the cool off-beat sci-fi novels Flyboy Action Hero Comes With Gasmask, Angry Young Spaceman and Everyone in Silico (I have yet to read that one), has a new book titled An Opening Act of Unspeakable Evil and is serializing it on his blog.

Pages Bookstore, an excellent
indie bookstore located stumbling distance from my house, has a
storefront display that they dress up for current books or literary
events. They’ve just dressed it up using Munroe’s latest book as the
theme, and here’s what it looks like:


I took these photos while out for a walk late Sunday evening.


That’s a little goblet beside the pentagram. An eeeeevil goblet!


“Thanks,
ladies and gentlemen, you’ve been a diabolical audience. I’m here all
week, try the roasted baby, and remember not to tip your server.”