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Articles are Forthcoming!

I’m being very ambitious at work right now…

Dr. Doom faces off against Accordion Guy!
It’s likely that when the original comic was written, the Comics Code wouldn’t have let them use the line “Where’s my money, beeeyotch?” The term “beeeyotch” may not have even been coined then.

…but I hope to post some stuff later on tonight.

In the meantime, may I recommend The Logical Philosopher, whose last few posts I’ve found to be quite enjoyable reads? While you’re there, mull over the questions:

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In the News Music

Theme Music for "FOX News Alert"


A recent screen capture from FOX News. Moussaoui looks like he’s enjoying his latte.

FOX News alerts are missing only a couple of things, otherwise they’d be perfect:

  • The words START FREAKING OUT NOW in bold red letters, flashed at the appropriate time
  • A decent theme song

Luckily for us, we now have the theme song: FOX News Alert, performed by artists unknown [3.0MB MP3]. Enjoy!

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It Happened to Me Music

A Scene from MTV Canada’s Green Room

This weekend, I’ll post more about my appearance on MTV Live last night, but in the meantime, here’s a photo of me enjoying the free rock star snacks in the MTV green room

Joey with snacks in a comfy chair in MTV Canada's green room.

“Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta,” as the song goes, so I’ll celebrate by sharing the song: here’s the Geto Boys’ Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta [7.1 MB MP3], which you may recognize from the Office Space soundtrack. Enjoy!.

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Daylight Saving Time Starts This Sunday…

…which means that the waking-up experience on Monday morning’s gonna feel like this:

Penguin with cymbals sneaking up on a sleeping polar bear.

Bonus reading: Infoplease’s page on Daylight Saving Time.

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

GTABloggers Gathering Tonight at Pauper’s Pub!

GTABloggers logoImmediately after my appearance on MTV Live, I’m going to go to the Greater Toronto Area Bloggers’ Get-Together, which starts tonight at 7 p.m. on the second floor of Paupers Pub (539 Bloor Street West, about a block east of Bathurst).

There’ll be a special guest tonight: Matt “Photomatt” Mullenweg, founder of WordPress, who’s here in Accordion City for the iSummit 2006 conference.

This’ll be the first official GTABloggers gathering in a while, and I’m looking forward to having some drinks and convo with my fellow local bloggers. If you can make it, c’mon down! We’ll be the table with the accordion.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me Music

As Seen on MTV Canada

Red accordion and MTV logo.Yesterday, I got a phone call from Toni Thomas, Talent Coordinator for MTV Live, the flagship talk show for the newly-launched MTV Canada. She told me that she’d been referred to me by Shelley “Burningbird” Powers and asked if I would like to appear on the show and talk about blogs. Seeing as Tucows pays me to talk about tech and that I rather enjoy the whole appearing-on-TV thing, I said that I’d love to show up at their studios — the old Masonic Temple, a.k.a. “The Concert Hall” for those of you of a certain age like me — and talk about the strange hobby in which I’ve been partaking for the past four and a half years.

This morning, I got email from Toni asking me if I could bring the accordion and what songs I could play so that they could get about the business of clearing the rights. I emailed her back a list of the songs which I can play even when three sheets to the wind. Those of you who know me well have probably already guessed the songs on the list. I wonder which one they’ll pick.

A little talking about blogs, a little playing the ol’ squeezebox, all on a new TV channel that’s getting a fair bit of fanfare. Business, pleasure and shameless self-promotion. What could be better?

My thanks to Shelley Powers for the referral!

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Music

Parking Here? Fuggedaboutit!

The “No Parking” signs in New York City are pretty cool — they certainly convey the attitude for which the city is famous:

Assortment of NYC parking signs.

Of course, what would be much cooler would be if they had these signs…

Remixed NYC parking sign that reads: 'Hey MOOK -- go back to JERSEY.'

As a special bonus, here’s a musical biscuit for you: Nina Hagen’s New York, New York [4.8MB MP3]. This was on fairly heavy rotation on my walkman back in high school.