
…and if you do this with a raincoat, you can eat cereal.
This article also appears in Global Nerdy.
by Joey deVilla on February 4, 2013
Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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Brilliant.
Next stop? Feed bags.
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move,14238/
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