Romney Style! With Lyrics!

by Joey deVilla on October 2, 2012

First, there was the quick Jay Leno gag featuring Mitt Romney doing the Gangnam Style dance (using Noah Riviera’s body with Mitt’s head composited on it):

Leno’s now been one-upped by College Humor, who’ve done a full-size parody of Gangnam Style, complete with English lyrics and subtitles, as well as a guest rap by VP nominee Paul “Smug Little Shit” Ryan:

Here are some stills from the video:

Mitt Romney style!
Romney style!

I got a horse in the Olympics girl
But I don’t even watch ‘em
In and out of tax loopholes
‘Cause I’m so fuckin’ awesome
Bitch it’s Friday night so we be benefit hoppin’
Check my con-spic-u-ous consumption

I’ve got distinguished hair
And a private jet that flies me way up in the air
Buy and sell ya company with so much savoir faire
I bough a mansion for each one of my two dozen heirs
Straight up millionaire

Affluence
Extravagance
That’s Mitt (Hey!)
That’s so Mitt (Hey!)
Profits, investments!
That’s Mitt! (Hey!)
Yeah, that’s so Mitt! (Hey!)
You should elect me
Cause I go so much mon-ay
AY AY AY AY AY!

Mitt Romney style!
Romney Style!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!

(Paul Ryan break)

I’m the VP nominee
Yo budget I be cuttin’
I got the eyes and body
So you know I’m gon’ be struttin’
I’ll cut ya social safety net
You losers ain’t got nuthin’
Gotta stop snoozin’
Start hustlin’

(Back to Mitt Romney)

I got large amounts
In Swiss bank accounts
Norris and Eastwood in my vacation house
Talkin’ wine and cheese
Mad Ivy degrees
Baby baby
I got butlers just to wipe me
You know what I’m sayin’!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, kissin’ babies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Hollie November 5, 2012 at 11:09 am

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS.

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE.
EEEYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY!

me November 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

love it

Corey Martin November 9, 2012 at 11:55 pm

“In and out of tax loopholes ’cause i’m so fuckin’ awesome.”
XD That is too funny! LOLOL!!!

Malik M December 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katniss Granger December 26, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Hey kissing babies you are so fucking awesome <3 it

Ryan January 8, 2013 at 12:10 am

Best song ever

Ryan January 24, 2013 at 9:23 pm

o my fucking god best song ever

Ryan January 26, 2013 at 12:07 am
xXXxO_0xXXx February 26, 2013 at 6:39 pm

OMG!!!! YOU SHOULD ELECT ME CAUSE I GOT SO MUCH MON-AY-AY-AY-AY!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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