I Hereby Declare a Caption Contest

by Joey deVilla on September 26, 2007

The prize is bragging rights, the topic is Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and here’s the photo:

Mitt Romney at a fudge shop putting on a latex glove.
Mitt, mit fudge!

Context, as they say on scans_daily, is for the weak.

Make your caption suggestions in the comments. Have fun!

Mandatory Mitt Romney Joke

How is it, that out of all the viable Republican candidates, it’s the Mormon who’s had only one wife?

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Tony September 26, 2007 at 7:35 pm

Where did you say that Contribution was?

Fungible September 26, 2007 at 7:49 pm

*muttering under breath* I’ll show Hillary what a comprehensive health plan looks like…

Martin September 26, 2007 at 11:17 pm

“Gentlemen, it’s time for another republican sex scandal…”

golfwidow September 27, 2007 at 6:04 am

“Today, I am a fudge packer.”

Brent Ashley September 27, 2007 at 8:31 am

I’ll show Ted Haggard how to pack fudge…

The New York C September 27, 2007 at 11:16 am

It will mold the fudge or it will get the hose again.

Susan Clarke September 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Every good boy deserves fudge!

jr September 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm

looking for fudge in all the wrong places

Susan Clarke September 27, 2007 at 3:16 pm

I’d bend over backwards for some really good fudge right about now.

Timmy September 27, 2007 at 5:09 pm

Mittens Romney Packs Fudge For Local Scouts

OtherMichael September 27, 2007 at 5:21 pm

When Willie Horton comes to visit, it feels like this.

Jennifer September 27, 2007 at 6:00 pm

“Senator Craig, would you come over here for a moment?”

Dude September 27, 2007 at 8:38 pm

“I will now demonstrate where we get that secret ingredient that gives our fudge its special zing!”

MV September 27, 2007 at 8:52 pm

Did you say butter?

Joey deVilla September 27, 2007 at 10:26 pm

Guy packing boxes of fudge: "Although he took great pride in his work, Zio had a hard time telling his friends what he did for a living."

Timmy September 28, 2007 at 9:18 am

Romney Determined To Remove Santorum

Susan Clarke September 28, 2007 at 9:33 am

I think Timmy wins. Good job!

Erik October 1, 2007 at 12:23 pm

Two by two, hands of blue.

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