(Alternate title: In which our hero shows that he’s been reading too many articles about these new-style web applications)
The scene: the Tucows offices, early afternoon.
Co-worker: Hey, Joey! How’s married life treating you?
Me [making finger quotes, a.k.a. "sarcasm tongs"]: “Married life?” What is this, the twentieth century? It’s now called Life 2.0.