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Unh! Oof! Argh! Owie, owie, owie!

After this incident, Frank never took Joe's cake-decorating tube without asking permission first. The beauty of the Internet is that…

23 years ago

Canadian Idolatry, part 1

On Monday at noon, I took a little time off work to visit and offer moral support to my friend…

23 years ago

"Don’t thank me, thank the moon’s gravitational pull."

Ah, MacGyver. The thinking man's hero, solving problems with his flair for cobbling together hastily improvised feats of engineering. Give…

23 years ago

New Girl: Reloaded

I still get email about the New Girl story. I got one today, and that prompted me to look at…

23 years ago

The best "Matrix: Reloaded" review ever

A LiveJourno named hipstomp has a pretty funny review of The Matrix: Reloaded, which includes this observation about Morpheus:Morpheus got…

23 years ago

One hour of tasty beats

My friend and synth-and-accordion partner in crime, Karl Mohr, recently made a pretty nice one-hour mix of funk, big beat,…

23 years ago

Hands up everyone who saw this coming

The four words that should stick a dagger of icy fear into your heart: Sk8r Boi: The Movie. Now I…

23 years ago

The "little black book" taken to a whole new level

Content advisory: this entry is about software that's billed as "100% Free Sex-Trick Management Software For Gay Men" and is…

23 years ago

If you meet the Buddha on the road and he asks you a smart-assed question, ask a smarter assed-one back

If I ever become even half as clever as the student in this comic, I will die a happy man.

23 years ago

Even the kilogram has gone on Atkins

Well, not really. But scientists do have a "weighty" problem: the standard for the kilogram is getting lighter. (Yes, I…

23 years ago