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Penis for Sale (or: Autocorrect of the Day)

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Randy: Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available?

Randy: If so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime.

Seller: Hi Randy, im selling a prius. Is that what you meant?

Randy: YES!!! Apologies new phone

Seller: Well it’s craigslist. You never know.

Joey deVilla

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