A drawn-on beard You may think that a drawn-on beard would be an ineffective disguise for a robbery, but it…
Astronomer Vera Rubin, sometime in the 1970s. Photo credit: Carnegie Institute of Washington. Vera Rubin, the astronomer whose work led…
“You know what, Ghost of Christmas Future? This sucks.”
Cheesy biker Santa, or... ...cheesy Florida Santa?
The packaging says “Durable for Sport and Travel Activities”, but I’m reading it as “The underage drinker’s best friend”. I’m…
“Please be aware that the closest goat sacrifice may be behind your row.” After one of their ATR-42 turboprop planes crashed…
We’re going to need a bigger pan. (If you’re looking to serve not quite so many people, try these recipes.)…
He’s also handing out baseball caps that say “Make Alderaan Gravel Again”. Thanks to NewsThump, whose idea I took and…
This morning’s temperatures, shown in Herr Fahrenheit’s system from the days when phlogiston was a thing. 70° F is about…
Sometimes at South by Southwest an opportunity presents itself, and the next thing you know, you’re no longer part of…