My personal trainer found a sponsor for his entry into a bodybuilding competition and hasn't been seen since. No one…
My friend Jay Goldman drove to New York this weekend. He decided to try the legendary Grimaldi's pizza under the…
Wedding rings. You must check to see if they're wearing wedding rings. It'll save you a lot of trouble.
A couple of phone conversations further underscoring the fact that I'm not boring enough. What is it with you people?…
Dude 1: These two guys walk up to a whorehouse... Dude 2: I like this joke already.
The office in which I work is on John Street, a busy side street in the heart of Toronto's club…
An actual conversation I had with an older busker friend of mine, near the corner of Queen and Spadina: Scrawny-looking…
The right girl doesn't return my calls, the wrong one e-mailed me earlier this week. Mr. Murphy. We meet again.…
A Quick Note June 13, 2007: More than five years have passed since the events in this story took place.…