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...and remember, that's what he looked like before Rey worked him over.
Identities have been obscured because even people with terrible ideas deserve privacy. The above is an actual conversation that took…
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Seriously, it's as if Family Guy's doing it on purpose. (I'm still on vacation, so my Rob Ford commentary will appear…