They will take the Pareto Principle when they pry it from my cold dead hands

23 years ago

According to this story, 1.2% of the gun dealers in the United States sell weapons that account for 57% of…

Let the accordion invasion begin!

23 years ago

We're only a couple of days into National Accordion Awareness Month, and nobody can accuse me of not pulling my…

I’m buried in work…

23 years ago

...which I'm afraid might be too much of a good thing. I wake up and start coding, and before I…

Unh! Oof! Argh! Owie, owie, owie!

23 years ago

After this incident, Frank never took Joe's cake-decorating tube without asking permission first. The beauty of the Internet is that…

Canadian Idolatry, part 1

23 years ago

On Monday at noon, I took a little time off work to visit and offer moral support to my friend…

"Don’t thank me, thank the moon’s gravitational pull."

23 years ago

Ah, MacGyver. The thinking man's hero, solving problems with his flair for cobbling together hastily improvised feats of engineering. Give…

New Girl: Reloaded

23 years ago

I still get email about the New Girl story. I got one today, and that prompted me to look at…

The best "Matrix: Reloaded" review ever

23 years ago

A LiveJourno named hipstomp has a pretty funny review of The Matrix: Reloaded, which includes this observation about Morpheus:Morpheus got…

One hour of tasty beats

23 years ago

My friend and synth-and-accordion partner in crime, Karl Mohr, recently made a pretty nice one-hour mix of funk, big beat,…

Hands up everyone who saw this coming

23 years ago

The four words that should stick a dagger of icy fear into your heart: Sk8r Boi: The Movie. Now I…