The vodka ad waiting to happen

22 years ago

Jo-Anne Liburd one of the people who helped run For the Love of Breasts gala, sent me this photo, which…

At last, the Best Accordion Picture Ever!

22 years ago

Sorry about the delay on that picture. I was a little busy and didn't get around to it. I got…

The Best Accordion Picture Ever…and the one that will replace it

22 years ago

This is Louise. I met her at Burning Man in 1999. We got along famously, and while we were getting…

Excerpt from Esquire’s "The Rules: A Man’s Guide to Life

22 years ago

Esquire's little black book, The Rules: A Man's Guide to Life, is an awesome stocking-stuffer. The beauty of books like…

"He’s very slowly getting away!"

22 years ago

Looks like the first Segway-based hit-and-run accident has taken place:There was a bizarre hit and run that took place in…

How *not* to reward your employees

22 years ago

Air Canada's best rank-and-file employees may have just received the worst Christmas bonus issued outside the Third World:MONTREAL (Reuters) -…

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" (or: Lost story from my birthday party, number two)

22 years ago

Have you ever wondered how hard it is to ask "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" from inside…

The Picture of Everything

22 years ago

Okay, it may not contain everything, but it does contain a helluva lot!

First blood (or: Lost story from my birthday party, number one)

22 years ago

It's happened on each of my three birthday parties, and always in my kitchen: a committed, attached or unavailable-in-some-way-or-another young…