Happy Valentine’s Day 2017!

10 years ago

...and if you don’t have someone to celebrate with, please don’t do what this woman’s cousin did:

My “granite counter repair / souvenir of an Irish pub in Japan” story

10 years ago

Sooner or later, this happens to the edges of a lot of granite kitchen counters: Not our kitchen counter, but…

David Tennant’s inspiring “It’s all gonna be okay” speech

10 years ago

For those of you not familiar with British TV, The Last Leg is the UK’s analogue to the US TV…

I thought my wife had finally gotten into old-school hip-hop, but she’d joined Malwarebytes instead

10 years ago

When I saw the t-shirt that my wife Anitra had hung up to dry, my first instinct was to throw…

FOX News low-bar graphic of the day

10 years ago

Chart shown by Tucker Carlson (of course) on FOX News. Graphic found via Ally Maynard (@MissMayn). Click to see at…

You may be having a bad day, but not as bad as this Florida Man

10 years ago

This happened in the wee hours this morning about a 20-minute drive from my place. The Tampa Bay Times reports:…

You’d never have gotten the job if you’d interviewed as badly as Betsy DeVos [Updated]

10 years ago

It’s official: after a 50-50 yea/nay vote in the Senate, Vice President Pence cast the tiebreaking vote, making her the…

“Nobody with a good car needs to be justified!” (or: The 25th anniversary of Ministry’s “Jesus Built My Hotrod”)

10 years ago

I know I’m going to everyone who used to listen to this alt-rock classic or who went to my DJ…

Classified ad of the day: “The guy who slept with my girlfriend left his melodica here”

10 years ago

Click the photo to see the ad. The melodica is a wind instrument for keyboard players. It looks like a…

The look on his face says: “THIS. IS. MY. MOMENT!”

10 years ago

...or, as Jamie Ross (Scotland reporter for Buzzfeed News) tweeted: “Heartfelt congratulations to this guy who must have waited a…