“Nobody with a good car needs to be justified!” (or: The 25th anniversary of Ministry’s “Jesus Built My Hotrod”)

I know I’m going to everyone who used to listen to this alt-rock classic or who went to my DJ nights at Crazy Go Nuts University’s Clark Hall Pub feel old, but I can’t let the 25th anniversary of Ministry’s Jesus Built My Hotrod pass without mention. Go ahead: crank up your volume, bang your head, and ding-a-ding-dang your dang-a-long-ling-long!

Here’s the full-length “Redline/Whiteline” version, which used to get the mosh pit (something no longer allowed in the present fun-depleted “Sunday school picnic for Celine Dion fans” version of the pub) going on the dance floor: