Thoughts upon seeing an ad for a “Saturn Devouring His Son” yoga mat

My thoughts, in order:

1. That’s a bit gruesome to bring to yoga class.
2. On second thought, if you wanted to give off a “Don’t mess with me” vibe at yoga class, this would be the way to do it.
3. Does the headline mean that Saturn’s son was named Yoga Mat? That name doesn’t sound like classical Greek.
4. “Yoga Mat” would be a good Star Wars character name. Definitely better than the one they gave Baby Yoda.
5. I’m sure there’s a dude named Matthew in the hipster part of town who goes by “Yoga Matt”.

Here’s the link if you’d like to buy the mat.