Some customers like to get right down to business! Of the 100 people busted in the Polk County sting operation with the name “Operation Santa’s Naughty List,” only Rodney Davis, a (soon-to-be former) security guard at Walt Disney World, showed up completely naked.
The photo above is from video taken during the sting. There are excerpts of the video below, including this sad-larious exchange between Davis and the undercover detective at the scene:
Undercover detective posing as a prostitute, after greeting an already-naked Davis at the door: Come inside and get warm.
Davis: Oh, I’m warm. You the only one home?
Undercover detective (off-camera): Yeah.
The scene changes to the living room.
Undercover detective: Since you’re already naked, let’s get started. Do you have the money?
Davis (looking around): I do. There’s nobody hidden around the corner, like a cop or anything like that?
Undercover detective: Uh, no… (laughs nervously)
Content warning: Blurred-out large naked man, and discussion of services to be rendered.
It’s worth watching Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd’s press conference on the sting, just for his quips:
Here’s what he had to say about Davis:
“He didn’t have a stitch of clothes on, but he was carrying a shirt. I guess in case of emergency.”
One of the arrested johns was a pastor, to which he remarked:
“Jesus ain’t gonna be happy.”
And after remarking on a particularly shocking remark by a john, he took a dramatic pause, following it up with “That gives me pause.”
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