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Sith lord in North Carolina leaving raw meat in playgrounds

In Gastonia, North Carolina, there are reports of a cloaked figure wandering through a playground near an apartment complex, leaving bits of raw meat along the way. The photos above and below are supposed to the be Sith lord in question.

The director of operations for the apartment complex’s realty company has made this more-amusing-than-he-intended statement: “We don’t know if it’s one of our residents with an interesting way of presenting themselves, or if it’s a trespasser.”

Perhaps it’s time to call in the Jedi.

Emperor Palpatine, Sith lord from Star Wars.

Joey deVilla

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