So much hipster in a single outfit

It would appear that I’m going with a fashion theme today!

Let’s see:

• Toque (winter hat)? Check.
• Big glasses? Check.
• Bushy beard? Check.
• Sailor Moon top? Check.
• Over-the-shoulder satchel/man-purse? Check.
• Fashionably retro wristwatch? Check.
• Pink and baby-blue camo tights? Check.
• “Meat” socks? Check.
• Converse hi-tops? Check.

I’m sure there’s an iDevice or MacBook Air (or both!) in the man-purse. If he had a fixie, he’d score perfectly on the hipstometer.