Go home, fashion, you’re drunk.

Sure, the outfit makes use of the right colors according to The Official Preppy Handbook (the ’80s satire that a lot of teenagers mistook for a style guide), but the padded shoulders — and are those padded arms? — have got to go. I’d rather wear the “used car salesman” jacket in the background. I’m fine with men in skirts, but the skirt above looks too damn narrow.